Works as a response to phlegmjene *and *as a topic line for the dude!
If my wiener gets stuck to my neighbor’s window on a cold night, should I blow on it to get it loose?
Why is Marie Osmond older than me?
Is having a spider stuck up your butt worse than having a bug?
What do I really mean when I say a thing?
Apologies for hijacking the thread everybody, but you originally said something about her voice, then decided not to describe it, even though you usually show no restraint in the TMI department.
Now I know what the press feels like when they try to interview Trump.
Why don’t humans use clouds as aquariums?
In Miller’s absence, I’m going to ban you for a combination of past hate speech and trolling.
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what is what is the dollar value of all the food scraps I throw out in my compost bin?
Where’s Miller?
Why do moderators ban people?
“Where can I find Waldo?”
“Will Waldo know where Miller is?”
“What if Miller doesn’t want to be found by us?”
Miller is always here, he’s like air. Ubiquitous and omnipresent. That’s not really like air but you get the idea. At that particular moment, he could have been sleeping, or working, or living the dream. Or pooping. I was available, so here we are.
Come on, now you’re just phoning it in. **dude robert **would never start a thread with that as the title.
<out of game> This thread is hilarious. I can’t remember when I enjoyed a thread more. </out of game>
I think I was wooshed. Dammit.
Why do we park on driveways and drive on streets?
Sleeping never stopped me from posting. Or pooping: it is called “the reading room” for good reason.
Well, we are dropping Nuggets O’ Wisdom.
If I’m allergic to peanuts, can I eat M&M’s with almonds? Need answer fast!