What is the speed limit on the sidewalk?
Why can I buy thumbtacks, but not fingertacks?
I want to watch a movie with Harrison Ford. Should we do it at my place, or his?
Why a duck?
If the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not real, why are all the planets shaped like meatballs?
Which pet has the best limbs?
If I were an armadillo, would I like it?
Is it possible to counterfeit lint?
Where are Karl’s carbuncles if Groucho’s mustache isn’t street-legal?
And what about the Everlys? Were they everly brothers or was that just commie propaganda?
What color is the sky on my planet?
What would the country be like if someone like Trump was president?
not a bigot millipede oak sapphire raincoat lonely bells
If I get banned, does that mean I’m like banned banned or just sorta banned?
Hope you don’t ban me! 
Yesterday I felt like I needed a shower, but now I don’t. Anyone else feel like this?
(works as a dude thread, and a thank you to the mods)
Why do forum moderators ban people?
I made up the word “blerdsnop,” what should I do next?
If I marry a girl, is it legal for her to deny me anal?
How do they get spaghetti to grow so straight?
Why does my underwear smell like farts?
Who would win in a fight?