What did Adam do on Mother’s day?
Be careful you don’t too good at this stuff. It might stick!
Which has more calories: a pile of smooth gravel, or dignity?
Yesterday a really small bird got in my house. It had powdery wings. Never mind, it was just a moth.
Absolutely ATROCIOUS beef and gravy pie! Should I fuck it?
Are the scissors for the condom or the genitals?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829622
Sounds like he bought the asshole casserole.
Does it have to consent first?
We could also ask:
Which has more dignity: a pile of smooth gravel, or calories?
Which has more smooth gravel, dignity or a pile of calories?
If I stand behind a vampire, do I see my reflection in the mirror or do I see nothing?
You guys are gonna get this thread moved to GQ.
Regards,
Shodan
You are just a fucking moron, asshole.
There, that should be enough to maintain its pitworthiness for now.
You’re too kind.
Regards,
Shodan
Follow-up; do the results varying if it’s a monkey?
Why was my neighbor wearing blue pants today?
Dignity. Always, dignity.
Why do you think Moses supposes his toeses are roses?
Can I offset high salt intake by using more pepper on my food?
There’s a fly in here. Little bastard. Why won’t it let me kill it?
Where do you sign your carbon signature?