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What did Adam do on Mother’s day?

Be careful you don’t too good at this stuff. It might stick!

Which has more calories: a pile of smooth gravel, or dignity?

Yesterday a really small bird got in my house. It had powdery wings. Never mind, it was just a moth.

Absolutely ATROCIOUS beef and gravy pie! Should I fuck it?

Are the scissors for the condom or the genitals?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829622

Sounds like he bought the asshole casserole.

Does it have to consent first?

We could also ask:

Which has more dignity: a pile of smooth gravel, or calories?

Which has more smooth gravel, dignity or a pile of calories?

If I stand behind a vampire, do I see my reflection in the mirror or do I see nothing?

You guys are gonna get this thread moved to GQ.

Regards,
Shodan

You are just a fucking moron, asshole.

There, that should be enough to maintain its pitworthiness for now.

You’re too kind.

Regards,
Shodan

Follow-up; do the results varying if it’s a monkey?

Why was my neighbor wearing blue pants today?

Dignity. Always, dignity.

Why do you think Moses supposes his toeses are roses?

Can I offset high salt intake by using more pepper on my food?

There’s a fly in here. Little bastard. Why won’t it let me kill it?

Where do you sign your carbon signature?