What’s the difference between a megalomaniac and a megacolon?
Why don’t we drop the “New” on New England, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico and New York? They are not new anymore.
Why can’t I pronounce Arkansas “Ark-KAN-siss” or Kansas “Kan-SAW”?
Why is there always more gum than kale on the ground in parking lots?
Is it safe to drive while wearing sandals?
I even helped by writing the OP!
He’s got another one that has to be read to be believed. Notice that I did not say “understood”.
Regards,
Shodan
I did my best to answer in his native language.
If yesterday it was raining, and there is a priori 15% chance that on any given day it will rain, and Dave carries his umbrella when the chance of rain is 50% or more, and today Dave is carrying his umbrella. What are the odds that a common domestic cat can beat a tiger if the tiger has no fangs or claws and the cat has a 1920’s style death ray strapped to its back but no means to fire it?
It was a good try, but nuclear snakes beat mutant sheep every day of the week. You almost saved it with the “what toilet paper would we use on Venus”, though, because it did capture the spirit of the thing.
Regards,
Shodan
I literally laugh out loud every time I read this. Thanks!
Uh oh, there’s competition. How do you adult?
But I think we already knew about that one.
Who would win in a fight, JJ Abrams or an Abrams tank? What if instead of a director JJ was a colonial war general and had 1/4th dragon blood, and the tank was kind of low on fuel?
How well would my car run if I literally put a tiger in my tank?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a groundhog could hog ground?
What would happen if every single American ate $1 million
If I x-ray my dominos, what interesting things will I find in the photos?
If I accidentally build an atomic bomb in my garage, can I collect Superfund money from the E.P.A.?
Mouse, mice. Louse, lice. Why not House, hice?