Why is there no Log-Lax for irregular plural nouns? Seems like it would be a popular, if messy, fix.
Speaking of that, is there any reason I shouldn’t use a suppository if I’m supposed to be at work but there’s too much congestion? Time is my enema here.
“Manslaughter” sounds too cheerful–can’t they call it “manstears?”
Was the first computer mouse made from a real mouse?
is it is it possible to make the brakes last forever on your car if you don’t use them?
We need to set up a March Madness style tournament with all these, complete with nomination rounds and voting. Anyone have the time to set it up?
I don’t know about that, but I sure do see a lot of people trying to preserve their turn signal from all wear-and-tear.
If I bathe 2x a week, I won’t need deodorant will I?
Funeral funeral funeral funeral funeral funeral funeral?
Oh, wait–that’s a CoffinMan thread.
What is the smallest thing you can eat?
It’s easy to make them last a lifetime.
Just ask that coffin guy.
If bees hissed instead of buzzed, would they give me nightmares?
Nobody ever harshes a hiss.
The Omnibus omnibus thread: Damn those omnibuses!
Can I buy a ticket for a ride on an omnibus-if so where would it take me?
Um…
is life the penultimate reality?
Has anybody checked if the story of Satan being released from Hell because of an oil drill going too deep really is fake?
I heard the story about rattlesnake nests in McDonald’s playground is an urban legend. What about the McDonald’s in rural areas?
How did the North star get its name?
Why does rain fall straight down but snow fall straight up?
Why do my boogers taste like pistachio ice cream?