If ants were as big as humans, would they point and laugh at cockroaches?
Would the cockroaches then organize into squads and form into giant anteaters?
Who would be laughing then?
When I stubbed my toe, could I turn the toe stub in for a full toe or a refund?
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It’s been, what, two weeks since I gave you a warning for using “fag” as a slur? Guess you’re not much of a learner. Let’s see if two warnings gets your attention.
Oh, and this?
Also not okay.
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ETA: femmejean’s previous warning was for racial slurs, not for sexual slurs. This doesn’t otherwise effect the moderation of this post.
Can I train my dog not to poop?
If I wrapped a towel around my head, would I be able to use a slide rule?
When my dog humps my cat does that mean that they now have to get married?
So, did your buddy ever use his Medical Card? Or you, on his behalf? You know - being poor and all.
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Stop running this country down, you fucking asshole. For fuck’s sake, Ireland recently became one of the first countries in the world to have an openly gay prime minister. I don’t even believe you actually even live in this country.
What’s with all the incest porn?
Hey!! That’s not a stupid question!! :mad:
Would turtles notice if I was fat?
Does cheese affect gravity?
Has anyone ever had convex armpits?
Oh really…lol. I can give you a rundown of basic life in Dublin but I’m not sure that will be revelant seeing as your user ID says you’re in Cork.
Well I’ve do have to admit that Terminal 2 at Dublin Airport is probably the only pristine and elegantly beautiful aspect of Dublin inside and outside when arriving.
I think like my family, this country has great potential but there are a fair number of ‘bad seeds’ that are just ruining everything and preventing a blossom, whether that’s human individuals, silly rules/customs, etc. I think something needs to be done about this. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a beautiful girl like this sound like…not gonna say it. There’s a lot of wasted opportunity in this place. I agree though that if you’re a native white person and are upper middle class with a good family and few health problems then it’s very bearable. For me, not so much.
Right now the weather is damn good but too hot. I wish these radiators could emit ‘cold’ and cool my house down.
What’s better, bread or eggs?
Breaded eggs.
Does anyone else have blue blood in their veins?
What does a 13 year old girl from the West Coast of the US have to do with Ireland? Did you think that changing her eyes from blue to green would make her look more Irish?
If I use Irish Spring soap, will I smell Irish?
If I DO smell Irish, will my penis disappear?
If you got a nosebleed when asleep, could you bleed to death?
Oh wait, that’s a real one!
But blood in veins isn’t actually blue, though.
Can women consent to having small sex?
No, wait that’s another real one.
