If Puerto Rico becomes a state, which state should we kick out to keep the number of stars in the flag at 50?
Is the reason why we call them First Ladies because of Eve?
Do people who read right to left play music backwards?
Why do tall.people have that look in their eyes?
Is blonde a hair color, or a lack of hair color?
Where do compasses point if they’ve been demagnetized?
Would you lose weight if you ate your own leg?
What would happen if you reversed the current going into your house?
Why wasn’t the world destroyed when the Ghosbusters crossed the streams?
If i am under the affluence of incahol as some thinkel peep i are should i mastrubation or go out for chineese food?
If Russia invaded America like in Red Dawn,could I still vote for the President?
My freezer still works in summer, so why don’t we get snow?
If I can see the moon during the day, does that mean it’s actually night time and I haven’t noticed?
If my eyeballs are round, how do I see out of the corner of my eye?
If death by suicide is the cowards way out, is birth by rape the cowards way in?
Wow…almost a buzz kill…even in the pit.
If I threw myself into a quarry would I be good at snowboarding?
What do you mean my friend?
If WWII was a movie, would Hitler and Einstein be brothers, and Einstein have to shoot Hitler at the end?
When someone “swallows their tongue”, can they talk out their ass?
What is mulch?
can dogs lip read?
You win the thread (in more ways than one).
Year ago, at the Ren Faire, they were selling pottery containers designed to hold kitchen ingredients. However, instead of the inscribed labels being things like
[ul]
[li]Sugar[/li][li]Flour[/li][/ul]
They were inscribed with descriptions like
[ul]
[li]Eye of Newt[/li][li]Wing of Bat[/li][/ul]
I bought the one that was “Toe Nails”. It’s still on the shelf in the kitchen (where it holds matchbooks)
Since automobile tires are full of air, aren’t we technically flying when we drive?
It’s been long enough. What’s keeping North & South Carolina from reuniting?
Why are the flute and lute so different? There’s only 1 letter difference.
How did we get multiple oceans? Why isn’t it just one?
Oh wait, that’s an actual GQ thread started by someone other than the dude. :smack:
Why doesn’t toilet paper have a “use by” date?
If I find an unusual hair on my desk, should I contact the authorities?
Why do we say our noses “run” instead of “walk”?
If my refrigerator is running, should I try to catch it?
Death by suicide isn’t the coward’s way out.
I don’t believe so at all. it’s a parody thread so I took a spin on something that I hear a fair amount of people people say.
Broomstick (and some other users on this forum) seems to hold this opinion in a different way that people who kill themselves are ‘selfish’ and equates allowing suicide to allow murder and well…I don’t agree at all.
Personally I think that death is more preferable than life in most circumstances given how many people there are in the world condemned to a life of abject poverty. If you can’t be an attractive white/caucasian person surrounded by good relationships (nurturing parents, close friends even if few, caring but firm authority figures), with good health, living an above-average/average lifestyle, then death is certainly more preferable than life.
Sucks this shit-ass country called Ireland has so many fags who believe otherwise. Shame Cromwell didn’t get rid of those damn Catholics…:mad::rolleyes::D. But I’m glad that Islam didn’t conquer Europe. They’d stone me for attempting suicide!
If they got to know your personality and way of thinking a little first, they would give you a posthumous award for service to humanity.