Who was that guy I met yesterday?
Do you get more footprints with expensive shoes?
YES!
My cat might be a rabbit–how can I tell for sure?
Are all batteries safe to eat, or just the dead ones?
My ring finger is purple–is that okay?
I like my job and it pays well. Should I quit?
I’m thinking of moving to Charleston. Should I bring shoes?
Should mediocrity be taken with a grain of salt?
Can pelicans lift me when I’m sleeping in a hammock?
Does the skin near my ribcage have a zesty taste?
What’s a place where people decide on where to vacation?
Why legs? How knees?
Are lesbian parents more friendlier and nurturing to their kids than hetero parents in terms of discipline?
or
Are middle aged white lesbian parents the ideal best parents for an angry teen boy?
This is for parody threads topics.
You seem to be suggesting better thread topics than your usual stupidity.
Can human saliva be used as a weapon of mass destruction?
You know that thing? I think it should be blue. Or should it be circular?
This is for joke threads. These are your regular, tiresome questions. At least The Dude is dumb-funny.
Why are books allowed to have the same titles as each other - shouldn’t the authors be forced to duel to keep it instead?
Is William the worst name for someone in the military?
Bored animals pace in zoo cages, so should tax payers fund treadmills for their enclosures?
Does pitting dude robert make your urine change color?
Could someone text me change for a dollar?
Why does a fleshlight not have a flashlight?
I have eye floaters. Are they aliens?
Where can I buy the best flashlight ever?
I mean, the kind that I mean, not the other kind. The kind that burns with the light of a thousand suns and weighs about six ounces. Where can I buy one? Where?
Also, if I grow up to be a famous movie producer, and someone wants to have their offspring star in one of my movies and I refuse, and then if I find a horse’s head in my bed, how can I tell which of my horses the head is from? Can I look at the head with my flashlight, under the sheets? Does it take a really good flashlight, like the kind that I want?
Could a hamster outrun a ferris wheel?
How can I tell if my fruit cocktail is upside down?
Can you build a factory inside a closet?
Do trees ever get restless?
What is the average weight of a horse’s head?