Who would win in a fight, next Tuesday or custard?
Can seafood be considered a sex toy?
How many times can you reuse a condom if you properly clean it?
I am interested in things. What can you tell me about them?
Sometimes my thing gets hard when I think of mayonaisse. Anyone know why?
I want to shoot things that I see. What things shouldn’t I shoot?
If I’m about to enter a gunfight, wouldn’t it be better to go ahead and shoot myself first so I can decrease the odds of my getting shot?
Shouldn’t clocks be on the metric system by now?
Didn’t Lana Wachowski realize her name was “anal” backwards when she changed sex?
Can a minister shoot at the coffin during a funeral?
If a frog had side pockets, would it need a concealed carry permit?
Also, if the purpose of the funeral was actually to bury a person alive until the minister shot the coffin, would it still be murder?
I’ve actually laughed out loud at a bunch of these. But you know, one that I thought was ludicrous - the tank vs a navy destroyer, has gone on for FOUR pages, so they can’t be that bad.
Are backyard fresh eggs better than front yard fresh eggs?
(It’s kinda fun take current threads and dude-ify them.)
How to make a cat or dog lay eggs? If it was possible, would it be possible?
What weighs more, C-sharp or green?
Well, that’s the thing: they’re kind of fun, if you just go with it. Completely ridiculous, but fun.
This is an official request to stop this nonsense now. I was just relieved of duty at work due to uncontrollable giggle fits.
Can you be fired for giggling?
If I drove my car backwards all the time would the gas station buy the gasoline I made?
If I drove my car backwards all the time would[del] the gas station buy the gasoline I made?[/del] time then go backwards?
That’s true. Especially since they seem to be moving from the “Let’s make fun of the new poster that we think is weird” type to the “Ridiculous questions that are funny and get people in trouble for laughing out loud at work” type.