Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles.

Ages ago read a New Yorker article about an innovative laptop designer who also had a patent on a mattress that had a long hollow running across the entire shoulder area so that you could rest your arm under your partner’s pillow without too much disturbance.

How rife is betting among minor league sports coaches?

What would you call a four-wheeled bike?

Once again, truth is stranger than fiction…

I mean, you just know the essobee read the entries in this thread and it “inspired” him there.

That thread was started before this one.

Now this post is pretty close to my suggestion “Best pocket-sized 10 kilowatt generator for under $20?” But at least he is no longer asking on opinions of sticking batteries in sections of pipe, wiring them together, and strapping them to a backpack.

Uoltimate showdown:

Who wins a fight between an abrams tank and an abrams tank?

Need link! You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn…

If only he had asked who wins in a fight between a container ship and a naval destroyer, we would have thought him prescient.

That one has an actual answer.

$5, unless the seller can hook it up to air and show me it works. Then as high as $15.

If I decided to start clipping my toe nails, should I save them in case they someday become a form of currency?

How could I make my portable rotary phone setup weigh less so I can move it comfortably in a fanny pack?

Who would win in a fight: a brownie troop (with 9 girls), 10 mythological brownies from Celtic lore, or a box of Betty Crocker brownie mix?

Should I have been fired for spinning my fidget spinner at work?

If I could cook, would I be good at it?

Is it better to kiss with your eyes open?,

:smiley:

I work in a VERY quiet office and reading this thread is dangerous – suppressing guffaws could be hazardous to my health.

If I put my pee-pee into a girl’s woo-woo, would babby be made?

Are people what’s wrong with everybody?

:smack: I think that should have been “formed”, not “made”, right?

Can’t believe no-one has yet posted the obligatory xkcd for this.

Why would someone want to be addressed as both “dude” and as their proper first name? I should start a thread.

Was the GMC Jimmy the brainchild of a transhumanist?

Could I sell my boogers to fetishists on e-bay?

If I did my dishes at the laundromat, would I still have to put money in the machine?

Why don’t can-openers come with straws attached?

If you drove backwards everywhere, can the government pay for your chiropractor’s bills?