Where’s a good place in an apple orchard to find grass?
Does The dude robert abide?
How do you guys dilute your water?
How does soap work?
“My friend wants to deepen his voice by gargling sodium hydroxide. Should I be concerned?”
…oh wait, wrong person.
Can lawyers sue themselves and get settlements from the government?
If pubic hair was styled properly, could it be displayed in public?
Could public nutrient baths compete with grocery stores?
Could an armored t-rex take on the flying monster from Avatar? What if it had magic? What if both of them had magic but only the t-rex could fly?
Is wet wood stronger than dry water?
Is a taxi still a taxi if you remove the sign and imagery that says “taxi”? What if it still has a meter?
Is champagne just grape beer?
What would it be like to post on boards other than the Dope.
As I write this the dude has 199 posts, and has started 53 threads.
Have I ever been arrested?
Why does my saliva taste like tin foil and disappointment?
What’s the difference between a crocodile and an armadillo?
Why do I like boobs?
LEOPARD! LEOPARD! LEOPARD! LEOPARD! LEOPARD!
-Is it possible to freeze a fire?
-If someone manages to cut off their eyelids, can they still sleep?
-Could I get plastic surgery to remove my belly button?
-If I wanted to know what human meat tasted like, would it be against the law to cut off my own leg and eat it? What if it was just a piece of my thigh or something?
(Mods, please keep this guy around – he’s comedy gold)
If a dead man shakes my hand will the cops still arrest him for rape?
Well, this wasn’t a Dude thread, but the OP is very definitely Dude worthy
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20287825&postcount=1
How much would you pay for a pneumatic drill at a garage sale?
If I shave a bat, can it still fly?
It is OK to steal something if I really want it?
Why don’t they make food you can eat more than once?
If I put this thing up, will it come back down? What if I don’t want that?
Everyone wants shoes that float, so why do some sink?
Should I just shit myself? It seems easier than not.
Why isn’t there a hole in my mattress so I can have somewhere to put my arm when I sleep on my side?
I fell asleep spooning a friend and he woke up with a sore ass. Was I raped?
Can someone Google how to spell Wikipedia for me?
Can you write a song with no music or lyrics?