Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles.

The genius who started that thread made a comment that would be a great thread subject for the dude:

“I’m not sure how to exceed the speed of light, but maybe someone does?”

Mangetout was clearly time traveling from today to back then, anticipated this thread.

How do I find out if my mucus is discolored?

Why do humans have toes. Fish don’t.

What’s this brown puddle in my basement? Should I have sex with it?

If you’re seeing a chiropractor should you avoid beets?

Why aren’t all women gorgeous and slender? :confused:

Can a dermatologist have sex with other skin specialists and still get STDs?

Terrance and Philip had the answer for that. Uncle Fucker!

I just drank drano. Would red or white wine go best with that?

Why? Or when? Which is it?

What happens if I switch Compound W for Preparation H?
How Can I Deal With My Self-Consciousness If I Suddenly Burst Out Of The Bathroom With Just A Towel On And It Suddenly Falls Off For All To See, Pre-Oiled?

Join the resistance! Question Gravity!

Question Gravity tee- and sweatshirts

Question Gravity bumper sticker

(From this on-line shopping page.)

Could there be a market for dog-flavored chapstick?
How many colors of urine are normal?

If I weave a bunch of toupees into a rug, will it still bring the room together?

If I shave a porcupine, will the Earth still go round the sun?

Fist-fighting bus stops for profit. Legal in Wisconsin?

No, that’s a femmejene thread.

Just when I was considering a thread recommending Dude for a modship here, they post this…
this.

Dude for GQ mod.
Dude for GQ mod.
Everyone…Dude for GQ mod.

:smack: Just like every one of mine.

(Clued in now.)
Should I start a thread in ATMB asking about how things work in ATMB?

(wow - still SMH over the thread on something about the space shuttle, or was it Superman, zooming around the planet to reverse its spin? Or something)

Can a car battery only partially explode in my face?

Is it really possible to have a portal to hell in your basement?