Trust me, scott, you do not want your bunny to tap its kidneys on my clothes. Trust me.
Oh sure, of course he blames the bunny. But did you actually witness the bunny peeing? No? Don’t be so sure it was really the bunny.
lno didn’t piss himself when he stayed at my place. He snores like a stuck pig but at least he’s housebroken.
Care and feeding of straight men? Turn him over to me. 
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
We tend to like food. Stuff the sucker!!
Hope Dopreal’s going well so far. See ya Sunday!
A straight man? Why on earth would you want one of those. Open up a can of baked beans stick in a spoon and he will gnaw away at it. Well, perhaps that is just pathetic bachelor/hobo food rather than straight man food. If you have time you can dress him up in the 1950’s gay stereotype clothing (ie, leather chaps, harness, and leash or simply an evening gown with matching heels and really bad makeup) and take him out for the evening.
Hey scottevil,
Next time you go out to check on the bunny, look around your block for LaurAnge, who shouls be wanderinf Fort and Tupper looking for you guys.
Straight guys love rabbit stew.
Just sayin’.
Hope you have a WONDERFUL time, all of you!
Speaking as a straight guy myself, I personally don’t like beer or sports, but food almost always makes me happy. The TV remote is good, too, unless it’s the middle of the day and you don’t have cable. Daytime broadcast TV is the pits.
And I don’t think Ino would appreciate some of you folks for making some of the suggestions you made. You know who you are.
"pathetic bachelor/hobo food "
I’ll have you know as a pathetic bachelor I have never eaten canned beans. Cold canned corn yes, but not beans.
Will you be packing one of these Then ?
Sock puppet.
Scott. Sounds like Bunny needs to meet Bun-Bun
ka-KLICK!
Don’t worry…
“Being straight” isn’t contagious.
They say the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy is a six pack of beer.
Once, while Tom Cruise was sitting in his boxers on my couch kicking back his fifth Miller Lite…oh, that’s another story…just Kid(ding)man.
Hey scott, did you pick up any tips I can use? I also have a straight man on my couch!
And what is worse, he’s been crying! ARGH!
(A friend who’s split up with his girlfriend is staying on my sofabed).
Is physical comfort allowed? Do I have to do the ‘hearty slaps on the back’ thing if I hug him?? Or am I only supposed to provide beer and mutter ‘plenty more fish’ type comments?
Help me out, people. I’m at something of a lose here…
Here’s what you do after he falls asleep:
Take 4 or 5 condoms. unroll them and then give each a few squirts of Ivory liquid soap. Place them randomly around the sleeping body of the St8 guy. Empty several beercans and also place them around the Str8 guy.
Next morning, make sure you come out of your bedroom AFTER he’s awake. Come out of your room, acting groggy and hung over. Loudly declare “Last night I was SOOOOOOO drunk!!”
Watch for his reaction, it ought to be priceless!
As a straight guy, here are my comments. First, Freyr , that is SOOOO mean. That is BEYOND mean!
Potter , I’d probably go with the beer and “plenty more fish” comments. There are plenty more fish in the sea. Us straight guys love that saying.
Scott, is he hot? He IS??? Sucks to be you!