Andygirl, that is. Still sleeping like a kitten (or maybe it was the cat sleeping like a kitten, and Andygirl just sleeping like Andygirl). Burlington is stop #1 on her trip to TORONTO for the Toronto Dopefest!
I’ve been waiting for this trip for months!
So what would you do with a lesbian on your couch? Feed her hot tea?
Since I sleep on my couch every night, I’d probably…
Spoon!
Then she’d probably kick my ass.
It depends if she came with the couch and if the couch was part of a two-for-one sale.
I’d make her some toast to go with the tea.
Nah. Make her breakfast. It’s the nice thing to do. 
I mean, it’s not every day that you have a lesbian sleepig on your couch.
I think I’ve got you beat there’s a Lesbian living in my spare bedroom (I"ve known her since we were 15). I usually feed her dinner if she’s home.
The best thing is watching tv together I poke her when a hot girl is on and she pokes me so I don’t miss the hot guys. It’s sort of like living with your brother except I like my friend better than I ever liked my brother.
Nothing to add except, beerchick, what a great username.
No, no. Forget the toast. You’re supposed to grab her and hold her until she agrees to give you her pot of gold. But be careful, they’re a tricky lot. Also, I think you can rub their bellies for good luck.
Amp, I damn-near choked on my pretzel!
Eonwe, if you follow Amp’s suggestions, I hope you’ve good reflexes and fast feet! (oh, and post a video of it, too, if you survive… 
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Yeah, you gotta watch out for those steel-toed birkenstocks.
Isn’t this particular lesbian also known as a fairly brutal hockey player?
If you two start anything, you know the refs won’t break it up until you’ve fallen on the ice.
Man we have some funny people here. What would I do with a lesbian on my couch (says sentence slowly so he can think of an answer by the time he is finished with it). I’m sure it would be fun at first but then you would get tired of the lesbian and just put her out in the garage with all the old fitness equipment, lawn furniture, and mattresses. Till then though I say do what ever able bodied male dreams of doing with lesbians.
That’s right, thumb wrestle.
Let me see if I understand this. You have a guest in your home, and you made her sleep on the sofa while you were in a nice, comfy bed? Manners really are disappearing, aren’t they?
Bring her to me, is what you should do!
2 and a half more hours till I leave work early to get home to meet you guys!
sleep in the bed. Them lesbians know what guys do in our own beds— uhm- SOME guys in THEIR beds.
Often while thinking of lesbian pals.
What scares me is that this is the topic that convinced FriarTed to post for the sixth time since November 1999. :eek:
eonwe, see you in a few hours.
Yes, but what would Jesus do with a lesbian on his couch? (can’t believe this hasn’t been said yet)
True story, though - I once let my lesbian friend sleep on the bed while I slept on the couch. Of course, I then had to expain the blonde hairs on my pillow to my SO, but that’s a different story altogether…
Hmmmm…a lesbian and a couch having a simultaneous orgasm?? :eek:
I’m not sure whether I’d want to watch, or whether I’d want to be far, far away.
But if it were happening in my place, I’d say the couch had better not bang[sub]heh-heh[/sub] the other furniture while it’s in the throes of passion.
** Homebrew I like yours too. Have you ever? Made homebrew I mean? Bubbles,hops,malt barley ect. *sigh[/]. That sounds sooo promising.
<sigh>
I tried and tried and tried and begged and begged and begged.
I ate all my broccoli and spinach, I was nice to my little sister, I did everything nice, but I couldn’t persuade my parents to buy me a lesbian when I was younger.