…shave her belly with a rusty razor?
It’s not the cost…it’s the upkeep, buddy.
No no no, the question is what would Jesus do for a lesbian on his couch? They’re much more fun than Klondike bars. 
I hope you like watching Women’s Softball on ESPN.
Jeez ladies, turn the channel. I want to watch QAF.
Judging from your coding, I’d say you’ve been into the homebrew already.
Yep, I brew. In fact, I have about 100 lbs of grain just waiting for the weather to cool off a little for comfortable brewing.
Heh - you just said “dyke bars” in a lesbian thread…
A hundred pounds of grain?
What, are you stockpiling so that you can still brew after a nuclear war?
100 lbs is only enough for about 40 gallons. Not even one year’s supply.
andygirl would like me to inform you she’s appalled.
Eonwe, take my advise. Andy is a lovely girl, but she DOES have a habit of breaking peoples’ car. How long is she here for?
One of the quotes from the way up:
LaurAnge: Hey, andy, did you see the “Help, there’s a lesbian on my counch!” thread?
andy: No, what’s it about?
You should have given her alcohol and chocolate.
Hmph, I say.
By the way, Eonwe is now sleeping in my frat house. Make of that what you will.
andy, if Eonwe were on my couch, you know what I’d do to him… ::evil grin::
- s.e.
Now, don’t get me wrong, on almost every occasion I offer my bed to guests. However, knowing I had to be the one driving for 10 hours the next day, I figured it would be in everybody’s best interest if I got the most restful 5 hours of sleep I could.
Plus, what’s the use of allowing a lesbian to sleep in my bed? It’s not like I’m going to get any or anything.
And SwimmingRiddles, alas, but it was only for Thursday evening, on her/our way to Toronto. We also stopped into B-town last night and had dinner at NECI before continuing on to Hannover.