Help! There's no gorgeous men after me!

woo-hoo! Good thing I don’t run too fast…

So…
Can I take on the job of secretary for the club?

You know…I am a married man who can not chase chicks officially…

…but then if you check out …

…secretaries of clubs are usually people who are ineligible for membership…

and of course i could chase any one of you around with a piece of document and a pen in my hand…

…pretending I need your signature for something related to the club’s operation or whatever…

and if I get caught chasing you, I will claim:

"I was doing my job!"

Ooops…

You wimmins need a reference to decide if you want to accept me or not…

[size=1]Clue: check the sig!

Ooops…

You wimmins need a reference to decide if you want to accept me or not…

Clue: Check the sig!

Looks like I already blew it…

what with the double post and all!!!

damn!!

:frowning:

:smiley: I aint gorgeous or what, anyway :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Rubes rips off his shirt, and starts the chase in earnest

I forget,

Who am I chasing?

Anything that runs, I guess, Zebra!

Kn(Lacing up my sneakers and taking off at a leisurely jog)ckers

[Zebra takes hit off of his asthma inhaler]

Hey! Kn*ckers wait up!

starts running and hopes that someone will actually chase her

(Anahita is right, Steve is a lovely man)

Hey, I’m married, and I can chase chicks!

I just can’t catch chicks. A subtle but important distinction. (And as we all know, the thrill is in the case …)

WMM: good idea including the picture on the upper right for scale; otherwise, it looks like you’re about five feet tall… or she’s about seven…

Umm, what? Last I checked, I was a guy (and I check pretty often). My first post was what’s commonly referred to as a “joke.” See, I’m a guy, so there aren’t any guys chasing me…

You’d think with all this LOTR fervor there’d be more people out there who had an understanding of Sindarin…

You know, with all the women running from us guys, the odds are pretty low that we’ll catch any of them.

Therefore, I am just gonna stand somewhere around here in the middle of things with my giant butterfly net and snag me a few as they go running by.

[sub]heh heh heh, fiendishly clever…Max E. Carnage, SUPER Genius![/sub]

Are we allowed to eat what we catch or is this a catch and release program?

Is it not a catch and release program. Eating what you catch is encouraged.

Eating is encouraged. Oh this whole “pyramid” scheme is starting to make sense to me.

Pyramid scheme referring to the food pyramid, though it appears I’m using lust & passion as a food group

Now this is my kind of chase.
snugs laces up a little tighter

Nah. Really, I’m too old and portly to chase gorgeous women. I’ll leave that to you younger fellers.

I’ll just trip them up as they run past me.