Am I the only one who thought that if jazzmine has Rug Burn on her back maybe she’s already got her share of male attention?
Does making jokes like that disqualify me from chasing anyone?
It actually qualifies you even more for chasing. As long, of course, as you don’t assume that I have my share of male attention. ::looks around:: I don’t see anyone in hot pursuit or anything.
whew
Gives chase…
::chases after jazzmine::
:: takes off after jazzmine ::
I know I can out run any of these guys.
::trips Lord Jim with his cane:: 
:: brushes himself off and realizes that this might not be as easy as he had thought ::
Hey! :mad:
Hmm…could be that I’m either not smart or not hot or not funny…hopefully there’s only one of those missing from the ‘package’.
For the last time, I will not take Excalibur and ride forth as the one true king of Britain.
Well, unless perhaps Carmina Burana is blasting…
pulls out a slightly damp list and crosses out the barely legible words: ‘puppet king your way to power!’
Well…It’s okay, I guess…I suppose I can keep looking for old wizardly men who are easily manipulated.
And with this, we bring you back to our regularly scheduled gorgeous men chasing after SDMB women! 
Oh, are we being chased again? Shoot, I was just catching my breath.
Pant, pant, pant
Don’t know if I can keep this up much longer!
I am ready to start chasing.
:: But having trouble making up his mind he chases one woman then another then another ::
Dan
All this chasing sounds exhausting. I’m off to build a fully-automated, robotic chaser. Then I can sit back and let my FARC bring the women to me.
Knowing my luck FARC will rebel against me and keep all the gorgeous women for himself. Damn that FARC, I should never have programmed him that well. Now I need to build a de-FARC-er…Grrrr.
Running shoes would’ve been cheaper.
While I wouldn’t classify myself as “gorgeous”, does cute count? if yes, how many of you will be at the NYC mega-dopefest? I need to figure out if I need to bring my running shoes with me. Just be ready to be kicked out of the club
Okay boys, I’m remarkably unchased here.
All these girls and you guys can’t get organized enough to chase each of us properly?
I could submit myself as someone to chase. I’m not a six headed monster, really. I promise.
Well, foo! Maybe I am, after all!
I’m all too chaste and that’s part ofmy problem! Fortunately, I’m a distance runner, lousy at sprinting.
:Starts running at a nice easy lope:
CJ
:puts on sneakers: