Given that bears like honey and nuts, I would have suggested baklava.
Beets. They also enjoy Battlestar Galactica.
Don’t be constained by black bears and grizzlies: Panda Bears like Bamboo. Koala bear (not a bear) like eucalyptus leaves. Polar bears like seals and walruses. But my first though was honey (even though I do not like honey)
If you want to go big with the presentation and keep it realistic, you could put a chocolate bar in the back seat of a small car and have the club members rip the doors off to get at it.
camper tartare
With some pepper spray for seasoning!
Make little gingerbread men/women and break off some of their appendages, then apply some bright red icing onto the wounds. Maybe some little ribbon tourniquets.
Used deep fryer grease.
Hey! I’ve been drinking with him!
Great guy; go buy his book.
Doesn’t matter, it’s all gonna end up in the woods.
Venison?
Gummiberries
I’d go with the despoiled camp thing and bring s’mores.
Lots of great ideas, now I am spoiled for choice. I am going to print this out and share the jokes at dinner club.
small woodland creatures?
In Soviet Union, bear eats YOU!
Bring a person.
Absolutely the best suggestion yet. I actually laughed out loud in real life here.
Colbert…cheese.