heh. gotta ask. what makes a GOOD kisser, fellow dopers? 
or should this be a new thread, mods?
[QUOTE=Kozmik]
I bet Dr. Phil gets this alot.
My advice:
one, two, there, four, I declare a tounge war!
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I agree. Out-tongue the bastard. Also, listen to whatever Giraffe has to say on the issue. Prehensile tongues aren’t jut made overnight, yaknow.
I had a toy when I was young, a rubber person/doll thing. You squeezed it and the tongue and eyes stuck out.
(Maybe you’re squeezing too hard…)
I think there are some compatibility issues with kissing as well. Some people would call Darth Tongue a master, I’m sure. A smaller percentage, probably, but someone surely somewhere gets off on the stable-proud-tongue thing.
I used to date a girl who was similarly aggressive with the tongue, and I actually kind of got to like it. She was excellent in other areas as well, so I am sure she does not receive much in the way of negative feedback.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
Yeah. Does anyone actually like that, or am I going to have to nickname him “Wet Willy”?
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I like it.
[QUOTE=Larry Borgia]
I like it.
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I’m still going to call him Wet Willy, though. Just because I feel like it.
[QUOTE=Scubaqueen]
heh. gotta ask. what makes a GOOD kisser, fellow dopers? 
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I don’t know. But I can guess. I suspect that it comes down to being aware of the other: whether he or she relaxes into you or advances into your embrace, as opposed to pulling away or stiffening up. Responding to subtle cues before they degenrate into bruising. 
You know. All that subtle body-language stuff that us geeks have to work at learning.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
Yeah. Does anyone actually like that, or am I going to have to nickname him “Wet Willy”?
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::: Shyly raises hand:::
I do.
Scubaqueen see the bottom of post #4 for one suggestion.
I’d send my boy to you guys then, but as he’s straight (and if I remember rightly, so are you two), that wouldn’t help. Next question: any women who like that?
[QUOTE=Telperien]
Yeah. Does anyone actually like that, or am I going to have to nickname him “Wet Willy”?
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Love it, both as giver and receiver.
Thanks for the advice guys! I am going out with him again on Saturday so I will see if I can gently persuade him to stop thinking of himself as the tounge master.
The only stumbling block I can see is that he is much older than me. He is 14 years my senior, and in my dating experience generally with such a large age gap the older person feels like there is nothing they can learn from the younger one. I am hoping he doesn’t subscribe to that theory and can learn to be a good kisser.
[QUOTE=pbbth]
How do I politely teach him that my mouth is not his tounge storage unit?
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Bite and hold.
TONGUE! T-O-N-G-U-E!
Okay, got that off my chest (and the word has lost all meaning now).
Yeah, you might be right about a guy that much older not being very responsive to learning, but I’d still give him a chance to prove me wrong. You could phrase it as this is what YOU like, not implying that he has been a dead fish kisser all of his life.
Maybe you should just go “pbbth” next time he does that. That’ll learn 'im. 
[QUOTE=VunderBob]
[Lynyrd Skynyrd]
I don’t know much about love,
but Baby, I can guess the rest…
[/Lynyrd Skynyrd]
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Ahem, it’s “I know a little about love, and baby I can guess the rest.”
I always though that song ended with “and baby I want your breast”, but I guess it’s “and baby I want your best.”
[QUOTE=DianaG]
…you should try straddling him and saying “Don’t move, just pay attention.” and *showing * him what you like.
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That’s some damn good advice. Hell, if I knew I’d get this result, I’d start licking the girl’s face…anything to encourage her to straddle me and order me not to move while she demonstrates
Yowza!
[QUOTE=Atomicktom]
That’s some damn good advice. Hell, if I knew I’d get this result, I’d start licking the girl’s face…anything to encourage her to straddle me and order me not to move while she demonstrates
Yowza!
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Oh, honey, would that ever backfire.
[QUOTE=Telperien]
Just be careful about how you tell him this lest he go off in a huff. However, if he goes off in a huff, good riddance.
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According to Groucho Marx, If you can’t get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that’s too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Ya know, we all have our pluses and minuses, and we all get by with a little help from our friends. So make a deal with him. You’ll teach him how to kiss, and he’ll teach you how to spell “tongue.”
I’m imagining this guy posting on another board:
TongueMaster: “Yeah, I met this great girl, we really hit it off, but she just doesn’t know how to kiss at all. I mean, I stick my tongue in her mouth, and I wait, and it’s like she has no idea she’s supposed to start chewing on it. I’m starting to think she doesn’t really like me.”
ToothMark327: “Have you tried talking to her? Maybe she doesn’t know what she’s doing wrong.”
TheLickNibbler: “Man, a woman who doesn’t know how to chew on your tongue, she probably won’t be any good when it comes to sinking her teeth into your nutsack, either.”
ChewTalkaOK: “I dated this one girl once who had never chewed a tongue before. After a few days of sticking my tongue in her mouth, I had to grab her jaw while we were kissing and show her how it was done. It was great while we were together. Man, I do miss her tongue-chewin’. My current girlfriend has dentures. Just not the same.”
And thus goes the day on TongueBiters.blogspot.com… 