HELP!!!

I’m having a big, BIG problem. My boyfriend and girlfriend, boath, dumped me last night. Today, I find out they are seeing each other. I’m having pms and can’t really take this. This is lie the first time I’vebeen alone long enough to get on the web. So, I came here, for the firs time, To see if anyone had any idea’s what I can do to keep my mind off things. :frowning: sigh :frowning:

Well, let’s see here. You’re apparently bi, so maybe you should just move on. Go to a bar, find someone cute, and talk to him/her. Be careful, and have fun. Remember where you go with him/her so you know how to get home in the morning.

Uh… sorry to hear about your loss…

Gives Jerry Springer a new topic, though…

DNFTT.

Maybe you should seek revenge; fake an STD or something…

Post a pic and get raves of compliments, makes us shallow women feel better :smiley:

I suggest you practice your typing and maybe read a dictionary. It has words in it, all spelled out and everything.

Gee, it took me 50 or so posts to figure out how to use smileys. This person gets it on their very first post. How convenient.

xizor said:

You pick these things up a lot faster when you’re on your third incarnation.

Whould someone who’s just been dumped and wants to tell the world use a name like Always Playful. Was JustGotDumped taken?

hemlocks right, I’m blocking out for the rebound

Remember, in blocking out for a rebound, it’s actually an advantage to have a HUGE BUTT.

(Not saying that anyone here does–I wouldn’t know–but if you do, it’s actually an advantage in rebounding!)

Uncle, I always like to help out family, so let me give this a try -

Ms. Playful (assuming gender based on preconceived notion that a semi-steady MFF trio would be far more common than a semi-steady MMF trio) was having a small big problem which has since escalated to a BIG big problem. All in the course of one sentance. Perhaps Ms. Playful is a slow typist.

Ms. Playful is obviously giving hints here as to the identity of said BF and GF. “Boath” is her code name for “Bob” and “Cathy”. Of course, it could be “Kathy”. Or perhaps the “boat” in slip “h” is where the dumping took place. Bob and C(K)athy dumped Ms. Playful in the lake! That’s gotta be it!

This is unclear. “pms” could be a milder form of PMS or it could be “petite marina shrimp” she gathered from the bottom of the lake.

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Freud himself would have looked nice in this slip.

The longleaf evergreens told her to.

Her idea is missing its what. It’s very disconcerting to have an idea with a who, when, where, and why, but no what. She wanted to know if anyone here picked it up by mistake. It wasn’t me. I brought this what from home.

I hope this helps.

did you split up with your sockpuppet?

You might try pretending to be somebody you’re not and eliciting sympathy from …

Oh, sorry, you’re ahead of me there. :rolleyes:

In that case, try repeating to yourself: “I’m not as important as I think I am” over and over again.

I agree with the ‘DNFTT’ statement by Pluto.