Dear Mister Smith,
I am unable to accept your proposal for employment at this time, as it appears one of your current employees has killed me. I hope that, although my employment had not yet commenced, that my death serves as an example to others.
Thank you.
Heh. Those crazy kids. Just a bit overzealous I’d say. Sorry, mate.
You do realise you have some competition?
Don’t worry, we take them over soon enough. Give us a little more time.
I have managed to unearth Winston Smith’s earlier attempt at world domination. This is true evil.
Think we should send the Axe? The Clam? **Scumpup[/]? Tough call here, Jim.
It appears that Mr Smith has ignored my application for henchperson employment.
Excellent.
:: makes note in Little Black Book of Revenge ::
The fuses are lit.
Hey! That’s my line or dam’ close to it!
Stupid evil Blackberry with it’s impossible keyboard.
Evidently my hr staff knocked early today. I’ll have them liquidated. Care to cut your teeth on that task, Sunspace?
As a documentation specialist, I plagiarise whenever possible. 
Their credit ratings are history. Now I release the hounds.
I’d like an answer to that as well. Despite the failure of the nanites, Baker has quite an advantage over the other minions. I’d happily dress up as a maid for another batch of those cookies. There isn’t a superlative that can properly describe them.
Winston Smith… spoke… to… me!!!
No problem, sir! All I need is a bathtub (or steel table with drainage), an endless supply of scalpel blades, and an INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH garbage disposal!
(hums happily in a henchperson way as she sets about being content for the rest of her life)
Yeah , some of the stuff that we see when the govt (generic usage) takes down some smuck from jersey with pretensions of grandeur, is just horrible.
I mean really , right out of the wallmart employee handbook , for treatment of the lower ranking evil troopers. While the actual capo’s might have the life on the beach slurping drinks with umbrellas in them , the actuall henchman has the life expectancy of days, and why not , they are expendable.
No health care bennifits , no 401 k plan , no Cobra , if he wishes to try his hand with another organization , or survives his past evil masters last big plan.
I mean seriously, the whole thing is a pyramid scheme made out of cotton candy , while the redshirts take the bullet ,and end up doing some serious time in Folsom or Joliet, then broken and poor shilling their talents to some two bit pimp with a serious case of bling.
Now if they had a shop steward , things might turn out different for the malcontents.
Ah well, that pager is going off
Toodles
Declan
Winny,
I know how TERRIBLY BUSY you are with your plans for world domination, and I don’t want to be a BOTHER or a BURDEN, because I know how IMPORTANT you are, but is it TOO much to ask for a short visit, or even a simple PHONE CALL?
Mom
Aww, Mom. :rolleyes:
Ahem.
Aww, Mom. :rolleyes:
Ahem.
So, you still have the trouble with stuttering? Really, Winny, when will you EVER… oh, never mind.
Mom
Mom, a “couple” of my “friends” might “stop by” to “say hello”. Will you be home? Just wondering. I’ll “call” you “later”. BWA-HA-ha. Ahem.