I am growing old, my children, and no longer do I wield the awesome power I once did. I find it difficult (though still…enjoyable) to keep up with the young upstart evil masterminds making their name in the world. Ordinari-cough hack cough.. no no, I’m fine..still life in the old dog yet! Where was I…Ah, yes, of course… ordinarily, I would still be able to keep those evil brats out of my hair.
Regrettably, times have changed.
This “Smith”, now…he is not like the masterminds of old. He retains the classical twist of evil, of course, and I hear some of his methods could be said to be quite…medieval. Nevertheless, he is a new and different force to be reckoned with. I am too old, too set in my ways to win victory alone. So, my children, I come to you.
I seek a group of like-minded individuals to take this fight to Smith. Together, our fellowship shall strike fear into the hearts of those who would commit depravity and create mayhem across our fair land. Be there any among you who would take up this challenge? Any of brave heart and stout courage, who are willing to stand against this organisation?
People orphaned by Smith’s organisation, or by Smith himself, preferred. Must have own weapons. If you do not have a wisecracking sidekick, one can be assigned to you.
tears Sunspace’s card up and strolls away.