Barbarian, I’m glad to take this opportunity to apologize for adopting a name so similar to yours. I hope that any unwanted association with my hijinx is in no way distressing to you. 
Ooh! I have jelly beans!
Vomit flavored jelly beans?
You are my new best friend. As long as they aren’t vomit flavored or something psychotic like that. 
So, sixseven, I’m uncertain of your age from from your posts’ contents.
Are you six, or are you seven?
Crikies, you won’t last two weeks if you react to criticism like you got in the thread you linked.
I’ve already been called a “total piece of shit asshole” today (seriously), and you won’t see me starting a Pit thread about it.
Look, to make this short, since I’ve got a life, unlike all of you with nothing else to do but hate me. I’m tired of the overrepresentation on this message board by you raving liberals. I’m just going to assume from what I see every day that you’re all atheistic, abortion loving, left wing, geeky cowardly people who hide behind a message board and do nothing important in life. You are probably all fat and ugly too.
This whole straight dope is a massive campaign to rationalize any immorality in the world, and all of you are evil. I bet you all would start a great debate thread about how it is correct to kill your own sweet mother and then proclaim you’ve found the truth. Now that’s scary.
My name comes from looking down at the keyboard and seeing the keys six and seven. All of you have equally assanine names anyway.
None of you scare me and I could give a rat’s ass whether or not I last on this thing. It’s not like I’m geting paid to be on here so I lose nothing and I don’t know any of you. I just wanted to test if anyone could handle speaking up against you fools who think you are the brains of the world. My guess was right. Those who stand up with the alternate view get blasted. The Chicago Reader is just liberal propaganda.
I’m a pharmacist and if you keep calling me un-erudite one more time, I guess I’ll have to rub it into your loser noses that I make more money than you any of you ever will, and that it matters less what big words people can throw around than how successful and well adjusted they are in the real world.
Additionally, the whole quote system is stupid. You all expect me to quote stupid things that other people write and comment on them just like this:
No, I just overlooked it. Also, even if I noticed it, the word really doesn’t impress me much. Sorry. A lame attempt. From what I’ve heard, you are quite the know it all asshole. May your penis falls off and never grow back. I give you a score of 1 for your lack of creativity.
Obviously six or seven is not the age. It’s the IQ.
Keeping with the tone: uh, you guys are loosers and maroons, all of you. eat my sh!t cuz i’m better.
And since it’s the pit: fuckety fuckaroo
Ooh, a rich pharmacist. I imagine a lot of your customers end up buying anti-nausea medications.
There are quite a lot of conservatives on these boards. I can’t speak for them, but I also imagine they don’t come to your defense because you’re an embarassment to their cause.
I feel like I’ve been stabbed with a chocolate eclair.
Any Christian Dopers…any at all?
MachineHead already got himself reamed for making some nasty generalizations…I suggest you not repeat his mistake.
Until I opened this thread, I had no idea who you were.
I still don’t.
See ya.
Ooh, B.Pants, can I filch the phrase “fuckety fuckaroo”? I think it may replace “fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck” as my excuse to throw the word “fuck” around. It’s not quite “holy fucking shit” or “holy fuck-aroli”, but it’s quite good nonetheless.
Oh, and as for the OP, you should probably know more about the lives and occupations of the other posters before proclaiming your economic superiority. We’ve got plenty of doctors, lawyers, business people, and I believe a few pharmacists already, and they’re all far more pleasant than you. We also have a full complement of edgy posters who push the envelope and think outside the box and challenge our assumptions, so you really don’t fit our needs at this time. Thank you for your interest, and we’ll keep your application on file.
“The Thread Where SixSeven Has A Meltdown”.
Filch away, CrazyCatLady. I know, it’s not my best work, but I’m glad you enjoyed it.
holy fuck-aroli. hee hee!
Thanks, B.P, you’re a peach. A Jawja peach, at that. I picked up holy fuck-aroli at a summer program in high school, and I’ve always been rather fond of it.
Dammit all…I hope your happy sixseven…my outrage at your generalization made me waste my 100th post on you!!!
:smack:
SevenEightNine,
I’m a millionare
And handsome
I can dance, too
I have a horse
And four wives
(I’m not using as much punctuation as I should, I know, but I have an anti God pro Abortion PETA NRA Fundie Evolutionist Libertarian Church of Satan fundraising meeting to go to where I’ll probably get drunk and fuck someone whom I’ve never met just so I can post my political fecal spewings in The Pit.)
You know, I wondered what it would be like to be pitted.
Putting aside that my name was spelled wrong in the op anbd repeatedly throughout the thread (no big deal, really), I read with increasing amusement all of the posts and laughed when I saw the thread was closed before I even became aware of it.
Actually, three pages is longer than any thread I ever started, so it stings a little. Oh, well…
MachineHead: tomorrow, I’ll feel better.
But you’ll still be an idiot.
sixseven… hmm… interesting. I give your OP a .07 though. I mean… he hasn’t done anything! Maybe you coulda made something up that would’ve at least had people on your side initially before you were savagly refuted and had your pitting backfire. Damn shame. You had so much potential until you turned on your computer :). Have a nice day.
Hey, I may be fat and ugly, but I have a great username!