Very interesting your reaction to the chance of becoming a god and also the reason you won’t be allowed to become one with that attitude.
Just more saying on signs for you 
Probably more like Ikea - it’s hundreds and hundreds of pages of worldess, vague illustrations. And there’s one allen wrench to do it all with.
… You dull creature, and we will not be bullied …
Some may not get the last one.
You should just know, if you have to ask, fucking forget it.
One allen wrench to rule them all, one allen wrench to find them. One allen wrench to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Perhaps the people who put up the sign are not only extremely ugly, but also dyslexic?
That’s hilarious.
Nikki Sixx is the Pastor at that church.
Thou art God?
“Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll.”
Jesus, himself, did say “you are the rock”!
In the Garden Of Eden, baby!
Around here they put random Bible passages on signs on the lawn. I actually saw someone with Revelations 3:11 on the sign.
Poor sap. Not something I would want to advertise to the neighbors.
In order to attract a new crowd, might I suggest they try Ezekiel 23:20 on one of their church signs one day?
Do we have any Egyptians on the board? According to the bible they have big dicks.
Some of my favorite signs have been on the front of the church on the Simpsons.
Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere
God Welcomes His Victims
No Synagogue Parking
Today’s Topic:
Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins
Today’s Topic:
There’s Something About The Virgin Mary
Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs
Free Wi-Fi During Sermon
Even reading the sign as one suspects it was intended to be read (ie “Here we are, God”) what is that supposed to signify?
It’s a classic misdirection ploy. They were all safe and sound in their homes, with the sign outside town where no one lives. 
Nothing like painting a big target on your back.