Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your f***ing windows up!

Yeah, I know it was wrong and illegal and everything, but you gotta love this guy’s snappy comeback to an idiotic prankster:

From The Smoking Gun

I’m not feeling the love for that.

Yeah, I don’t want to send the wrong message; the guy looks to be a violent asshole with no sense of humor, and I definitely do not condone that sort of behavior (I don’t even own a gun), I just found it darkly humorous.

Always a reliable indcator that your ad campaign has reached over-saturation.

The sad part is that the guy DID have Grey Poupon with him. He was just being a selfish prick.

I don’t find the guy’s actions at all funny, but it was amusing to read the court document’s description of the incident.

See, if he’d pulled out a rocket-powered mustard launcher, that would have been funny.

Although I recall a rumor around the time of that commercial that some Rolls owners had started carrying jars of Grey Poupon to hand out to people who asked.

Of course it’s wrong, but it’s really funny. The prankster also fucked up the quote- it’s “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon.”

What makes it extra funny is that I can’t believe anyone is still DOING this prank. Are they that far behind the times in Utah? I thought kids quit doing this around 1995.

Would you. Would you have any Grey Poupon? To achieve upper-class respectability, one must affect the Subjunctive.

Thanks to the Miracle of Youtube, knowing about decades-old crap like the Grey Poupon commercial no longer stamps one as an Old Fart.

Holy anger management issues!

I dunno. Sounds like he managed just fine to me.

Well, I don’t think it’s funny…just stupid. Not even dark humor. If he’d had some kind of good line, but pointing a pistol at someone who plays a completely harmless prank? Kind of dumb.

It’s not even a snappy comeback.

The prankster was a tard. Kovtun was a douchenozzle. It would have been funny if a gun or threats of violence weren’t involved. As it is, he just makes me want to give him a sound cockpunch.

  • note to self: do not point sidearm at Anaamika, she won’t think it’s funny *

It could have been a few cheap funny points if it were a movie that combined Wayne’s World with Terminator. But even then the best response would have just been “F*ck you, asshole.”

In real life, though? Just another psycho.