Herschel Walker (need I say more?)

The Guardian goes into some detail on his speech:

And ends with this zinger:

Walker also said the vampire in the film he watched was “looking real good in his black suit. Whoa, that sounds like Senator Warnock, doesn’t it?”

How is this guy in a run-off and not just laughed out of the race?

I really want someone, not me, but someone, to note that Walker’s preference to be a werewolf means he just came out as trans.

Agreed, though Colin Farrell did a bang-up job in the secret.

I really want to see an edited video now of Fright Night with Warnock as the vampire and Walker as the hapless actor.

People are saying that his campaign office keeps a litterbox for him to poop in.

If it’s not true, then let him prove it.

That we have no pictures of said litter-box proves he’s engaged in a cover-up.

Cover up is exactly what one is supposed to do after pooping in litter.

Does anybody remember Paul Rudd’s character in Parks and Recreation?

More and more, Walker reminds me of that character.

That would mean he is a were-cat (or possibly a were-rabbit or were-pig), an entirely different thing.

There wolf.

Eh, you can train a dog to go in a litter box.

Now, keep in mind I said they keep it there for him to poop in, not that he does, and his campaign would rather him do that than to shit himself everytime he is on camera.

Ooh, I watched that documentary.

There castle.

That’s cats, not werewolves.

What we really need to be asking is who is it who is following him around with a poop baggie.

Wow, people are really talking about the litterbox in Walker’s campaign office. I wonder why Walker is not mentioning it? What does he have to hide?

Herschel does have Nick Park kind of mouth movement.

Duh, it’s the person hired to be the Herschel Walker walker.

If Walker is defeated, the Rs can always elect him Speaker of the House! He’d be a good fit.

I bow to your superior intelligence.

Fettrerman will get better, Walker won’t.