You’re not imagining things. You can look at pictures of her in the closet and pictures of her now. I have seen this happen many times before Simply put, Ellen wears the pants in her house. the assumption is that post closet life represents freedom to be what you always wanted to be.
I managed to “fix” a lesbian once. If only for a few hours. Damn she was hot. And good. Double vodka with red bull.
Errr whats the question?
I’m with you astro. Once I find out a female is a lesbian, they are no longer “sexy” to me. They may still be attractive, but that’s a different thing - more of an objective assessment.
This may explain why I also can’t find celebrities “sexy”, even though I can appreciate their looks. There is basically zero chance I will ever hook up with them, so they don’t fit in the “sexy” box.
AWK!!!
Reading through this I got annoyed and just *had * to look up this “Portia di Rossi” everyone keeps mentioning.
Holy smokes! Ellen, I am so terribly, terribly jealous.
If only the internet catered to the rarely-heard segment of the population that likes to see attractive women make out with each other.
Hell, yeah.
The most attractive woman in my workplace (apart from my wife, of course) is gay. In addition to her classically beautiful features and knock-out figure, she’s also a geek in all of the most attractive possible ways.
I’m glad that I’m all committed and stuff, because if I were a free agent I have no doubt that I would embarrass myself by barking up that tree anyway. Woof, woof, woof.
Sexy is sexy, no matter the sexual preference.
Ellen was never really hot and the claymates were always in severe denial. I have as much shot of banging a super hot lesbian as i do a super hot straight female so their appeal doesn’t really diminish.
And she is very funny when she does comedy.
I know her from Arrested Development, where she was great (hell, the whole cast was).
ETA: Pretty sure it’s Portia **de **Rossi.
I tend to find people more attractive when I find out they’re gay.
Works great for me with guys.
Not so much with girls.
Since they’re unattainable anyway, then what does it matter? Heck, I even think a couple of the frothing at the mouth conservatives women from Fox are hot, and that would be more off-putting in real life.
Yeah, well I ain’t staring at the spelling of her name. She is very funny in Better Off Ted. She did a stint of Law & Order SVU and was good at filling in for Hargitay when she was on maternity leave. That was drama. I’m pretty sure that was her.
According to the IMDB, Portia di Rossi is listed as an alternate name.
Ya think?
Shortly after she came out (not that she was terribly in) K.D. Lang was photographed for the cover of Vanity Fair, being shaved by Cindy Crawford. In the course of the article, the (male) interviewer asked her what was going through her head during the shoot. She replied “Pretty much the same thing as would be going through yours.”
I can take it as read that some of you will be in your bunks.
Yeh, I’ve never really followed Ellen’s love life very closely. I suppose we can say relatively new? They’ve been married since 2008. 
I really only became aware of her from Better Off Ted. She’s funny and hot. sigh
Roger that
I’m on the side of hot being hot. Shoot, I still salivate at the thought of a young Peter O’Toole, Bruce Lee, or Errol Flynn (and at least two of them are dead and one died before I was born. If I recall rumors correctly, Mr. Flynn would do anything with a pulse. Still sexy.).
Eh, as for Claymates, some were in denial, many weren’t (a fansite, Openly Clay, was doing slash with him since the beginning). I like him, never thought he was particularly sexy but know he can occasionally clean up very nicely.
In my case I generally find women in the Androgynous Zone to be very hot (if I must quantify this somehow for clarity’s sake, this means anywhere between 51% feminine/49% masculine to c. 67%/33%), but a goodly portion of women in this range are lesbians, alas. Asked out a supervisor of mine once right after she gave her 2 week’s notice (such that I could finally date her, right?), sweet, energetic, perky, cute as hell, short hair. I was oblivious to the female “companion” she had with her at a beach party a month earlier, you see. 