Hey America! Wake Up !

I watched Peter Jennings today at 6 pm like I normally do every week day. Not one mention of the dramatic Canadian election yesterday that delivered us Canadians a Liberal minority government led by Paul Martin.

If Blair or Fox, Chirac or Sharon faced and just survived an election American tv networks would report it . So what the fuck is wrong with Canada?

We are America’s biggest trading partner by a mile for fuck sakes. We share more official alliances than anyone else.

And what is particularly irksome is that Peter Jennings is Canadian like several other high profile America network news reporters.

It just sucks to be taken for granted.

I saw the election results, and was very interested in them. It’s an interesting situation Martin is in – even with NDP on his side, he can’t pull a numerical majority without bringing Conservatives or Bloc Quebec members in, right? That should lead to some interesting governing, or perhaps another election in a few months.

I do think that it’s a big deal that the left-leaning candidate won. With the left-leaning candidates leading in the Australian poll, with Gordon Brown apparently lining up troops to oust Blair and pull Labour in Britain back to the left, and John Kerry generally leading by a few points in most presidential tracking polls (though Bush has an edge in the Gallup this week), it seems that the Left worldwide has found some sort of footing.

As a gay man, I’m also very interested in how this will effect the movement towards equal marriage rights in Canada.

All in all, a very interesting election.

And all on paper ballots, counted by hand, right?

I didn’t watch the news today, but I did yesterday. His show didn’t even mention you HAD an election. It was mentioned on the Lehrer Report, though.

There’s a nice long thread over in GD about the election.

Congratulations or I’m sorry to hear that, which do you prefer? Maybe it will be in the paper tommorrow. :smiley:

Huh? Whazzat?
:looooong stretch, smacks lips, looks around, gropes for his glasses:
did you say something? What’s going on?
:puts glasses on, looks at clock, eyes bug out:
Holy smokes! It’s the middle of 2004 already? Why the hell didn’t you wake me up earlier? Wha’d I miss? I musta fell asleep after the Starr report came out in '98!
Did I miss anything good?
:wink:

Canada?
Haven’t we finished buying that yet?

Hmm. Canada. Isn’t that in Russia somewhere?
:wink:

Seriously. A lefty won in Canada? Who woulda thunk it?!

Ah, you must mean America Jr!

:stuck_out_tongue:

Well, heck, if a Canadian isn’t interested. . . .

(Actually, Jennings became a U.S. citizen quite a few years ago.
And most the of news outlets to whom I pay attention reported and analyzed it extensively. (Of course, neither ABC nor Faux News, nor any other TV broadcast, is high on my list of news sources.))

Peter Jennings retained dual citizenship.

American broadcast news just isn’t worth watching. Just ain’t.

Too much good news on the net even to think about it any more.

<joins pile on>

You guys have elections?

I could have sworn we sent a proconsul up there years ago.
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So, we’ve got a Canadian complaining about Yanks because of the actions of another Canadian?

That makes sense.

I will now officially stop holding a grudge about any personal insults you’ve thrown my way. What a great line!

(ok, you’re back on the clock)

And to vote involves walking 6 miles, through the snow, uphill, both ways! You whippersnappers have no idea what voting is!

Where the hell are my dentures?

I wouldn’t be too concerned Grienspace. It’s nothing new.

I recall President Jimmy Carter introducing the then Prime Minister of Australia, the Right Honourable Malcolm Fraser on the Whitehouse lawn as “Prime Minister JOHN Fraser”. That Jimmy Carter had never met the man before that day is understandable given the nature of the late 70’s. That the two had just spent three hours discussing military arrangments for the USA’s various spy stations etc on Australian soil and that Carter THEN couldn’t get Fraser’s first name right at a press conference was just plain… oh I dunno… kinda funny.

Apparently, in private these days Malcolm Fraser gives Jimmy Carter hell about it, in a good natured way. They meet quite regularly on the “elder statesmen circuit”.

Canada . . . Canada . . . oh, right. 51st State.

Kidding! Kidding! Not making fun of you, really, just making fun of people who really do think like that. Not that I’m one of 'em, nosiree Bob (not necessarily me, Bob, because my name is Bob, just . . . nosiree Bob. You know?)

What? Did I say that out loud?

Now, now, everyone knows Puerto Rico is the 51st state. Followed by the Virgin Islands, Cuba, Afghanistan and Iraq. That puts Canada #58. Unless you want to hammer away at Nicaragua and Panama. That would drop them to #60.
BTW, why the hell haven’t we stormed into Ottawa yet. (Hey! A 'Merkin knows the capital!) I mean, we are hell bent on world domination, right?

Canada has elections?

I thought you guys had a queen to make all your decisions for you. :dubious:

Countries in Glass Supreme Courts, yada yada yada.