Hey, Arnold, here's a _____

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We had a lot of fun with this game many years ago, so let’s try it again.

The idea is that you hand Arnold Schwarzenegger an object. The next poster acts as Arnold, answering what he would do with that object, and then posting another object for Arnold to talk about. As in Arnold’s movies, Arnold’s answers that you supply are typically punny in some way. Example:

Poster A: Hey, Arnold, here’s a pencil eraser.

Poster B: I will use it to rub the villain out.
Poster B: Hey, Arnold, here’s a car’s steering wheel.

Poster C: Time for me to make a wrong turn.
Poster C: Hey, Arnold, here’s a map of Cuba.

Poster D: I’ll be Havana good time shooting up the place.

Get the idea? Okay, let’s try it:

Hey, Arnold, here’s a table lamp.

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Lights out!

Hey, Arnold, here’s a stapler.

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I will make the chahges stick!

Hey, Arnold! Here’s a cordless shaver.

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I will give da villain a clohs shave.

Hey Arnold! Here’s an American football.

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I will split the uprights of the villain!

Hey, Arnold, here’s a flossing pick.

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I will try to make it look acci-dental.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a shoulder pad.

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Props to the Prof. for that one.

I will confuse the villain with my uneven shoulder width!
Hey Arnold, here’ a 1tsp measuring spoon.

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You don’t measure up!

Hey Arnold, here’s a coffee cup

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You haf been mugged (after smashing cup over bad guy’s head)

Hey Arnold, here’s a pair of reading glasses

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Get this script to the choppah!

Hey, Arnold. Here’s an automatic circumcisor.

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You ah in for mohel than you can imagine.

Hey Arnold, here’s a banana

ETA: Sorry if I threw you off, @Prof.Pepperwinkle – I saw you were typing when I posted- I bet you would have done something very punny with that one

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Split, peel out, whatever you do, don’t come back! Or I scream at you again!

Hey Arnold, you want a Walnetto?

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Sock it to me!

Hey, Arnold, here’s a boomerang.

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Clobbers villain with boomerang. “I’ll be back.”

Hey Arnold, here’s an accordion.

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Now I can watch my favorite “Accordion to Jim” episodes!

Hey Arnold, here’s a sack of potatoes.

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This spud’s for you!

Hey Arnold, here’s a dog leash.

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“Dr Evil! Down! Sit! Stay!”

Hey Arnold, have a goldfish.

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I won’t take any more of your carp!

Hey Arnold, have a can of spray paint.

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Don’t die in such a huff!

Hey Arnold, here is a Pez dispenser

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Thanks, but I’m not planning on being sweet.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a bathrobe.