I’ve got a couple free minutes today, so I thought I’d contribute a little game of my own that my friend John and I came up with.
Hey everybody! It’s "What would Arnold Scwarzenegger say?"
The rules are simple, you hand “Arnold” an inanimate object, and the next person in line comes up with a classic “Arnold” one-liner for that object.
For example:
“Here’s a lollipop, Arnold.”
And Arnold says:
“I’ve got you licked, sucker.”
Helps if you do the accent too. 
Anyway, go at it and have fun. We’ll start with an easy one.
“Here’s a tire, Arnold.”
“Hasta Chiquita, Baby”
Here’s a blow-up doll, Arnold.
[Terminator] “Your clothes. Give me your clothes now. Put them on the doll. Put them on the doll now.” [/Terminator]
Here’s a puppy, Arnold.
lno
6
“I don’t think you’ve had your rabies shots.” BLAM BLAM BLAM
Here’s a paper clip, Arnold.
“Get bent.”
Here’s a blender, Arnold.
“But this is already… quite mixed up.”
Here’s a step-ladde Arnold.
“Looks like I’m one up on you.” <BLAM BLAM BLAM>
Here’s a '66 Mustang, Arnold.
“Get out.”
Here’s an ancient Greek amphora, Arnold.
Elvis
11
“All your vase are belong to us!”
Here’s the Mona Lisa, Arnold.
Zanshin
12
“Here’s a little something for your collection.” <SMASH as he busts the Mona Lisa over some guy’s head>
Arnold, here’s a stuffed Dilbert doll.
(BTW, this is about the funniest thread I’ve read in a long time. Good idea, Simetra!)
THespos
13
<punts the Dilbert doll out of the atmosphere>
“Get your ass to Mars.”
Arnold, here’s a colostomy bag…
“I’ve put up with enough of your crap.”
Arnold, here’s an electron microscope.
Elvis
15
“Ahh, at last I can see my tiny, steroid-shrunken penis…”
Arnold, here’s a cup of coffee.
“What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to hear zuh lamentation uff zere vimmen, while enjoying a good cup of Joe.”
Here’s a harpsichord, Arnold.
“I’ll vil string you aap.” (or however he says “up”)
Here’s a bowl of pasta, Arnold.
“Pasta la vista, baby!”
Hey, Ahnold… here’s the severed head of Osama bin Laden!
“Pasta la Vista, baby.”
Here’s a Port-o-Potty, Arnold.