What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say? ((Game.))

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Shit.

Beat me to it.

22

Severed head and Port-o-potty:

“Welcome to the potty, Osama.”

Hey, Arnold - have a cookie.

23

[LuvvieMode]

A Cookie? A COOKIE ?!!!

How about a role where I’m not typecast ? Im an actor dammit and I have a range. Even Gibson got to do Hamlet. Why do you people insist on giving me this trite rubbish?
“Il be back” indeed.

I cry myself to sleep at night because my beautiful petal babies will never get to see the sensitive soul I truly am. I yearn for expression , i need to expose my inner self . Please give me something worthy of a true and gifted actor.
[/LuvvieMode]

Here’s an UZI 9MM Arnold.

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Here’s some Nuzi you can uzi

Here’s a 28.8k modem Arnold.

25

“What a puny baud-y.”

Here’s some ham&eggs, Arnold.

26

“I would not eat them in a car, so I will shoot you in a bar.”

Here, Arnold, take a chill pill.

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[Batman & Robin, Mr. Freeze]
“Chill out.”
[/B&RMF]

How about a tall glass of water, Arnold?

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“Looks like you’re all wet.”

Enjoy this Atari 2600, Arnold.

29

“It gives me joy to stick this down your throat!”

Here, Arnold, have a tennis racket.

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“Ze score iz .45-Love!” BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM…

“Velcome to my court–how do you like ze service?” BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA…

Here, Armold, have a bag of M&M’s [tm].

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[Kindergarten Cop]
“Tennis how long you haf for dis racket to stop! One! Doo! … Den!”
[/KC]
Arnold, you look like you could use this Spice Girls CD.

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Well, dammit, Rodd.

[sub]Fine, do his… but mine’s better. :wink:

33

Relax, BigGiantHead–I like yours.

These girls may have power…but not firepower! BLAM!

Here’s a bar of soap, Arnold.

34

I vil use dis to vash mine zcrotum.

Hey, look everybody! Arnold’s riding a manatee!

35

Vat iz zis “mon ah tee”? I zot zey vas kalt “zee kow”?

Arnold – here catch this suitcase nuke!!

36

Let me check your bag. (Clubs Alan Rickman with it)

Quick, Arnold! Take this 18th century Russian tea set!

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Dee set? Hea! Dake dis dee set and shuff eat up yo AZZ!

Here Arnold, take this anvil.

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I take this, an vill stick it op your nose.

Here, Arnold, it’s the Goodyear Blimp!

39

“It’z a GASZ!”

Here, Arnold, have a milkshake.

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“Hey baby - let’s shake it up.” BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Here, Arnold, have a cell phone.