I vil make yours “hands-free.” <riiiip!>
Hey, Arnold, what do you think about that cleavage?
It is breast-taking. [Say it like “breathtaking.”]
Arnold, here’s a cowboy hat.
“Yippee-ki-yo, Mudther-F…” what? Whoops, wrong guy…
umm…
“Hoppy trells, Bucko!”
Hey Arnold, here’s a garden hose!
Looks like you’re all vet.
Hey Arnold! Here’s the keys to the Zamboni!
“Ice to see you”
Have a lace doily, Arnold
(While running over the bad guy with the Zamboni)
“Ice Ice Baby!”
Lace Doily:
“Looks like you came in laced (last)”
[SUB]ok, i’m really not that good.[/SUB]
Here Arnold, have an empty Snapple bottle.
“Haff you tried ze new flavah? Mango Sooprize? Sooprize!!” <jams bottle into ear of terrorist leader>
Here, Arnie, have this glazed ham with pineapple.
[After incapacitating the evil robot by smashing its circuits with the bottle]
“Now you’re both out of juice”
“Hey Arnold, here’s a tic tac”
“Are you saying I hov bod breath?” <insert bone breaking sounds here> “You are almost as weak as your one calorie mints”
Here Arnold, have a guitar.
“How do you like No Air on a G-string?” (Garrottes evildoer with guitar string)
Here, Arnold, have these two Broadway Show tickets.
R-R-RRRIPPP-P-P
Now I’m seeing CAT-GUTS!
Hey Arnold, here’s a bankrupt Planet Hollywood.
“Eat me.”
Here, Arnold, have a double martini.
Rodd, you’ve been passed by a couple of times, I think, and usually by me. Let’s see if I can do something with your two Broadway show tickets:
“Aisle be back.”
No, we can do better, I’m sure. How about:
“I’ll produce a show you von’t soon forget!”
Like I said above, Arnold–have a double martini.
Co-star: “Arnold, let’s dress up like composers…I’ll be Beethoven!”
Arnold: “I’ll be Bach…”
Here Arnold, have a Taliban sandwich…
“Excuse me, do you haff any grey poop on? No? Vell, here you go…”
Here Arnold, have this Japanese anime comic book.
“For me? You Shounen have.”[sup] 1[/sup]
Here, Arnold, take this zoot suit.
[sup]1 [sub]BLAM BLAM BLAM[/sub][/sup]