The Arnold to replace The Donald on Celebrity Apprentice

According to Entertainment Weekly

I wonder what his catchphrase will be, maybe “You’re terminated”

“You won’t be back.”

“Hasta la vista, baby.”

I really doubt it’ll be, “F$&@ you, @$$#0£€.”

Or my personal favorite, “Chill out, D***wad”

“Remember when I said I’d fire you last? I LIED!”

“You are one ugly motherfucker,” doesn’t really fit the format of the show.

Maybe if he were a judge on America’s Next Top Model.

“Considah dAT ah diVORCE!”

Should have gotten Vince McMahon, his your fired makes Trump’s your fired seem super weak.

I…don’t…know…there IS one red-headed, toupee-ed person Arnie could use that on…what was his name, again?

You’re fired!

I like “You won’t be back” but I think he’s gotta go with GET OUWWWT!!

“Wait, you fired all of them in the first episode? Now we can’t do a show!”
“Yah, but dey vere all bad.”

“Ah’l be bahk - but you won’t”

Too bad Heidi Klum has already taken the brief, prim, tight-lipped “Auf wiedersehen”.

“I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.”

BUMP

So did anyone watch the latest train-wreck?

As per usual, I have no idea who most of these people are.

I caught some of it. I really only tuned in to see Boy George who I thought came off looking quite well. The only one women I recognized are Carnie Wilson and Snookie.

For me it wasn’t so much a train wreck (in that case I wouldn’t have been able to take my eyes off of it) as pointless and lacking in any kind of entertainment value.

So, what is Ahnold’s catch phrase and who got fired / terminated?

I watched a little of it last night. I’ll probably start watching regularly towards the end of the season. That’s when the stronger players are still competing.

Now that I think about it that makes sense. When they were doing their big presentation Carnie didn’t seem to know what to do so she just suddenly busted out singing a jingle for the product or something. The look on Arnold’s face was hilarious and she mistook it as him being impressed but I could tell he was anything but.

Not to threadshit (intentionally) but was this show ever anything but “pointless and lacking in any kind of entertainment value?”