Hey, Arnold, here's a _____

Thanks! It’s spa-tacular.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a splint for your arm.

Awesome! I’ll need it when I join the castaways!

Hey Arnold, here’s a laundry basket.

You’ll be painfully wrung and spinned.

Hey, Arnold here’s a cuff link.

Clicks link, bad guy gets spammed, not cuffed.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a sofa.

I’m not taking this sitting down.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a crossword puzzle.

I’ll spell it out for you….

Hey, Arnold here’s a hat.

That’ll help when I cap your knees.

Hey, Arnold! There’s gonna be a costume party where we all dress like composers. I’m going as Brahms. Who will you be?

I’ll be Bach.

(I knew somebody would come up with that one. Good setup, Prof!)

Hey, Arnold, here’s some junk mail.

I deliver…Justice.

Hey Arnold, here’s a rubber baby buggy bumper.

That reminds me: I must get a babysitter.

Hey Arnold, there’s a hole in that bucket…

That’s your escape route. Use it.

Hey Arnold, here’s a pressure cooker.

No, thanks. I’m already steamed.

Hey, Arnold. Here’s a crystal ball.

I foresee a nasty end for him.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a can of beer.

You’re in deep Schlitz now.

Hey Arnold, here’s a cage full of mice.

Let ‘em hickory and dickory, doc.

Hey Arnold, here’s a player piano.

Tinkle these ivories.

Hey Arnold have a coupon for half off Chicken.

“I’ll have back” “And wings”

Hey, Arnold. Have a wind gauge.

Time to blow …
… something up.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a teacup.

“One lump or two? I giff you two!” BONK BONK

Hey Arnold, here’s a birthday cake.

“Ah, good, it’s yellowcake.” slams two pieces together, survives nuclear explosion escapes from underground dungeon

Here, Arnold have a 1952 Singer sewing machine