Hey, Arnold, here's a _____

Thanks! That will give me an ad-vintage over these sew-and-sews!

Here, Arnold, take a rest.

snaps handcuffs

Here, Arnold, have a Wurlitzer pipe organ

I know my way around this.

Hey Arnold, have a cheeseburger.

“Cheeseburger in Paradise?” “How about cheeseburger in HELL!”

Hey Arnold, have a grape.

“Whine about this.” > STOMP <

Hey Arnold, have a tape measure.

“Let’s see how you MEASURE UP!”

Yo, Arnold! Here’s Sylvester Stallone.

“You have 5 seconds to stop sneering at me…”

Hey Arnold, here’s a scarab beetle.

I will beat-le you!

Hey, Arnold, here’s a toilet seat.

My full hand beats your flush.

Hey Arnold, here’s a tube of hydrocortisone cream.

I’m aching to try it!

hey Arnold, here’s a cookie.

I will log you out!

Hey Arnold, here’s a can of glitter paint.

Time to sparkle something.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a car tire.

Hulk go smash. Now you’re flat…

Hey Arnold, take this rattlesnake.

Fangk you very much.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a potted plant.

Ficus? Fic YOU!

Hey Arnold, here’s an external hard drive.

Thumb’s up!

Hey, Arnold, here is a wizard’s wand.

Put that away! I didn’t need to see that!

Hey Arnold, here’s a bar of soap.

Time to clean up this place.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a cardboard box.

Look close inside. It is trying to save you from my fist.

Hey, Arnold, here’s a shoestring.

Checks the bargain rack.

Hey Arnold, here’s a beard comb.