Oooo, I wanna’ play! Can I be WhoreStrut? Either that or MadWhore?
THATS ENOUGH!..THIS IS JUST SILLY!
-Rolandwhoreslinger:D
El Whoreian
Skankiest Mexican joint in town!
Wonder what kind of tacos they serve there? 
NothingWhore?
No wait - WhoreMan. Now that would look good on a comic book cover! Just imagine my “special powers”.
Where the hell is this Aubrey chick??
Clearly I would be Bricwhore.
Hmmm, let’s see. . .
kaylaswhore99?
Disturbing.
whoresdad99?
Even more so.
I think maybe I better sit this one out.
Fun read, though.
Can I be lilbtawhore?
(pronounced li’l bit o’ whore)
That sounds bad…
look!whores
I like it.
drgnlvr, please don’t post anything negative about me in this board. I have enough of that over in the other board. I still have time to recover from this board. Thank you.
I am quite sure that not every person at that “other” board is like the missing Aubrey…but if you really want to fit in here you have to bring pie. And not that boxed shit…it has to be homemade.
Welcome, by the way.
And to everyone else…I just LOVE that my well thought out rant has turned into a whorefest.
I am expecting a friendly mod to come by any sec and shut us down.
AND I have yet to see any apology to my beloved from Aubrey.
Sauron’s Whore holding her breath that this will actually happen…
No one can defeat kung fu whore!
Now with super karate-chop whoring action!
And don’t forget to 69 with your favourite Upside_Down_Whore, she’s upside down and she’s waiting for YOU!
Hmmm.
NameWhore – as opposed to those generic whores.
WhoreTag – a very bawdy German holiday?
Ok we just now saw Aries28’s above post, and now we feel bad for taking part in the follies.
So we would like to humbly apologize. Sorry. looks sheepishly at the floor
No apology needed darlin’. I am serious…I completely love that this thread is now making me laugh and not blow my top like I did earlier today.
Bring on the whores!
You know, I love any thread in which the author of the OP makes a comment like “Bring on the whores!”
Aries28, you and Sauron rock! Aubrey can go be an Aubrey somewhere else. We don’t need her input to make this thread a rip-roaring (rip-whoring?) good time for everyone involved. Whoo!
Amusedly,
tlwhore
Hmm. Interrowhore or Whorebang!?. Decisions, decisions.
Door #2 for me!
Yup…It’s great: it’s got sort of a brown-sugar/root beer flavor.
Fenwhore
um…
or
Whoreris
Cleopwhore (with a soft p sound)? Sounds like, well, I have no idea.
Cleopwhore (with a hard p sound)? Sounds like a country.
Whoreophus? Sounds like some kind of dinosaur.
Yup…Whorebang is good…very good.
-Rolandwhoreslinger
Ditto, but have you considered
Ninja!Whores?
or even
look!ninja-whores?