I don’t pay too much attention to their epithets, but I think there was a thread on it a while back, something along the lines of the best putdowns or thread-locking comments by a moderator. Some good one-liners there.
Ah, that e-mail. Still lingering in my inbox - I’ve been kinda busy, and it has taken a back seat for a while now, I’m afraid. My apologies, I’ll try and get to it tonight.
Well, it’s good to see that Coldie just hates you and nothing untoward has come of him.
Also, note that he’s “been kinda busy, and it has taken a back seat…” So we can deduce that your email is in his new car.
Hmmm. I don’t remember flashing in a thread.
This weekend was a different story.
I blame the beautiful weather.
Well crap, again.
Just who’s boobs was I looking at then?
I’d go look it up, but I don’t remember what the thread was about. I’m not even sure it was in the Pit, now that I think about it. I must be getting old or something.
Yeah, I always get the animal posters mixed up. Gazelle, Giraffe, Lizard…
I’ll flash anything you want, but don’t be callin’ out the wrong name! That’s just not cool. 
Oh, Wintermute, Oh, Wintermute, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!
Got it. takes note
And which one is the Commie mod?
Sorry, as has been mentioned, I have no boobs of note so it probably wasn’t me.
Although if it would cheer you up, I’d be happy to wave my wanger at you.
Aslan2, please check your SDMB email.
… probably while peeing on a sandwich or two …
Can I just admit that I’m embarassed and get it over with?
Really, that was a really dumb mistake considering the “what should I drop in a pool of urine” thread.
Okay, I don’t normally do this type of thing, but…::Flashes tits, blushes and runs away::