I don’t care much for the “holiday”, but the kids have been taught that they need to think of something. My humorous 14 year old daughter was looking at a Wal-Mart flyer today that showed Father’s Day sales specials. She’s got it narrowed down to knee-length black socks, boxer shorts or a Superman Costume made to fit a 5 year old.
What do I WANT? I want what people do for Mother’s Day. I want to go the entire day without doing a single chore. I want someone else to cook. Change the kitty litter. Run the errands. I want to chill out, hang on the deck assuming it’s nice and warm and dry out. Not be told to do anything at all. That’s all I want.
What do I think I’ll get ?? Well. Hopefully not boxer shorts.