Pah. I don’t recognise pop culture references. They recognise me.
It would have been funnier if he had put “Rape” on the list twice.
You think rape is funny?
Rape once is not funny. But twice? that’s pure comedy gold!
Is wet vs dry mice intelligence going to become a SDMB meme now?
No.
Shrimp fried mice.
Anyway, like I was sayin’, mice is the fruit of the pantry. You can barbecue 'em, boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em, saute 'em. Dey’s uh, mice-kabobs, mice-creole, mice gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple mice, lemon mice, coconut mice, pepper mice, mice soup, mice stew, mice salad, mice and potatoes, mice burger, mice sandwich…
You forgot mice-oh. How dare you leave out all of our dear Japanese mice? That’s racist!
Mouse rape is even funnier!
So, brownie55, how’s this first pit thread of yours going for you so far? Is it everything you hoped it could be?
Didn’t someone call someone a coward or something for not responding to criticism in a timely manner? Even made a pit thread and everything…
I think that was a different thread. This thread’s about mice.
No, a Care Bitch is when you bitch but caringly.
“Hey, asshole, pull up your pants and buy a goddamn belt or my foot’s gonna vacation in Urasscrackistan, you know, because I care.”
I guess he’s more of a murder and arson man.
Wet or dry?
Well, that went well.
Call me when the eviscerations resume.
Owing to my own experiences, I can tell you that dry mice smell worse than dry rats.
What’s with the mice pit all over the posts?
The cleaner should be raped. Twice.
So Dick Clark is tea-bagging ducks now?