Hey Dickless, Clark!

[Darth_Panda]

@kferr

So Dick Clark is tea-bagging ducks now?

As is his wont.

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice:
Fuck this lame pitting and riff on wet mice.

[Gedd]

@tdn

Would those be bags of white mice? Brown mice? Wild mice?

Not sure, the bags were closed. I’m pretty sure there were mice in them though because the word “MOUSES” was stenciled on the side of each one.

[silenus]

Love to eat them mousies…
mousies what I love to eat!
Bite they little heads off,
nibble on they tiny feet.

-B. Kliban

[Ludovic]

@Inigo_Montoya

Anyway, like I was sayin’, mice is the fruit of the pantry. You can barbecue 'em, boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em, saute 'em. Dey’s uh, mice-kabobs, mice-creole, mice gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple mice, lemon mice, coconut mice, pepper mice, mice soup, mice stew, mice salad, mice and potatoes, mice burger, mice sandwich…

Fruits of the Sea (i.e. The Navy) is much more versatile. Nothing like pan-fried seamen.

[kferr]

@tdn

Would those be bags of white mice? Brown mice? Wild mice?

Mice-a-roni the San Francisco treat!

[Rick]

@Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice:
Fuck this lame pitting and riff on wet mice.

How do you fuck a bag of wet mice?
Sounds kinky.

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@Rick

How do you fuck a bag of wet mice?

Very carefully.

[Vita_Beata]

@kferr

Mice-a-roni the San Francisco treat!

Laughing at that cheesy joke.

[silenus]

@Vita_Beata

Laughing at that cheesy joke.

Well, it was very carefully Krafted.

[DHMO]

@Inigo_Montoya

Anyway, like I was sayin’, mice is the fruit of the pantry. You can barbecue 'em, boil 'em, broil 'em, bake 'em, saute 'em. Dey’s uh, mice-kabobs, mice-creole, mice gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple mice, lemon mice, coconut mice, pepper mice, mice soup, mice stew, mice salad, mice and potatoes, mice burger, mice sandwich…

that’s…that’s about it…

[Canadjun]

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. Or three if they want to be kinky about it.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@bucketybuck

You think rape is funny?

No, but I do think “Blazing Saddles” is hysterical.

[j666]

@silenus

Love to eat them mousies…
mousies what I love to eat!
Bite they little heads off,
nibble on they tiny feet.

-B. Kliban

I love that drawing.