::Writes welcome on chest, lies down::
Come on in!
Hey, you guys! you’re going to scare her away!
Don’t worry Summer One, we don’t bite. (At least, not all of us…)
Oh yeah, and what was that about Canucks?! (zoogirl stands, mittened hands on hips, glaring belligerently out of the door of her igloo)
Did some of you begin to think I was just one of those detached voices in Omni’s head? Sorry for taking so long to get here O. It looks like a lovely place.
Thanks for a grand welcome everyone. :0)
Well it’s about time you showed up, I’ve been waiting. Come on, we haven’t all day. Go in that room, undress and I’ll be with you in a moment.
::enters the room a moment later wearing a labcoat::
Right then. Omni has claimed you to be the sweetest Doper. I’m here to test the veracity of that statement. So turn your head, cough, and when I start tasting you, try not to wriggle too much as I’ve got a loose filling.
Wow, Summs, you’s gots a big nose… What? Did I say that out loud?
*<I:O)
(SummerOne wearing a party hat.)
-Rue. (Who has no idea where that came from.)
i’ve always preferred, for my ascii art, this;
(|) <-----(Nice Ass)
it works on so many levels!
: peers around back of thread :
whoa, and it’s true, too…
I gave her fuzzy directions (you’re not exactly born knowing what the hell an MPSIMS is; why, even some older Dopers seem still not to have grasped the concept), and she got lost. Good news is: she found us!
In retrospect, judging from the posts of some of the single-minded (read: sex-obsessed) Dopers, the use of the term ‘sweetest’ would appear to have been ill-advised. Eh. You live, you learn.
Summer: Might I suggest that you mosey around to get a better feel of the place. A stop by ‘FAQ’ (upper right hand corner) would, among other things, initiate you to the marvelous world of smilies. Once you’ve had a taste of them, you’ll never go back:). Bonus feature: you’d avoid future rude posts like Rue DeDay’s concerning the size of your proboscis. Word of caution, though: if you’ve glanced at some of the topics – especially in MPSIMS – you’ll have noticed that sex in its many manifestations is a favourite topic around here. You choose either to go with the flow or to steer clear of the cesspool of iniquity:D.
And you can annoy ChiefScott with them. 
Welcome! Have fun.
Heh, heh. So true. I had completely forgotten about this little bit of info.
Here, Chief, just for you:
comes out covered in liquid fuck
Uh, hey, SummerOne! I’d hug ya, but…
Unless you like that sort of thing. Might give ya a good start around here.
Wow! New concept for me. (Being the sweet and innocent woman that I am.)
Omni, Am I about to be corrupted here? Say Yes!
Sorry I had to do this. I heard this song today for the first time in 20 years. The lyrics are just brilliant, oh and so deeeeeeep.
Good morning, starshine, the earth says “Hello”
You twinkle above us, we twinkle below
Good morning, starshine, you lead us along
My love and me as we sing our early morning singing song
Gliddy, glup, gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La, la, la, lo, lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le, le, lo, lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song
Good morning, starshine, etc
Gliddy, etc
Singing a song, humming a song, singing a song
Loving a song, laughing a song, sing the song
Sing the song, song the sing
Song, song, song, si-ing, sing, sing, si-ing, song
Sing the song, song the sing
Song, song, song, si-ing, sing, sing, si-ing, song
Wow
The dope needs SummerOne like you. Welcome.
Well, since omni-not has opted for a theatrical pause, allow me to say: if you’re actually hoping for the answer “Yes,” then your answer is automatically, “Yes, yes indeed.” If, on the other hand, you were hoping for the negative, your answer would have been “Against all your better wishes, yes.”
Welcome, sweet and innocent SummerOne. [sub]MWAHAhahahahahaa![/sub]
As for the aforementioned Liquid Fuck™, I prefer it diluted in vodka and misted from an atomizer across the back of the neck. Really does the trick for those hot summer days here in Houston. Your mileage may vary (or YMMV, as you may or may not know).
If truth be told, Summer can sometimes be a tease. She told me that it took her a while to find the place, but methinks she was playing hard to get. Letting others build yourself something akin to a minor celebrity status before your very first post. In a way, you have to admire the strategy. So, I wouldn’t be unduly fooled by the ‘being the sweet and innocent woman that I am’ bit. She tried it on other boards; other posters have fallen for it. Beware. She can be cunning.
You see how she’s playing both sides of the coin here?
Cunning, I tell you.
So that’s what they call those these days . . .
Yes.
Just noticed she’s already one of the subjects of discussion in another thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92396
…that she’s already gotten a diminutive (affectionate?) name (i.e. Summs), that there’s the distinct possibility that one (or more) Doper(s) might already be hitting on her. And on, and on…
This is getting serious.
Omni, does this mean you are a cunnilinguist? Sorry, really, I am sorry, it was just too good to pass up!
I thought some Doper would take me to task on that one; but never would have I imagined that it would have been you, Summer. To say that I am shocked would be putting it mildly, especially coming from a ‘sweet and innocent woman’ like you.
Maybe not cunnilinguist (for the record:)), but given that I am a translator by trade, cunning linguist could definitely not be ruled out.
Welcome, SummerOne!
We could USE a little sweetness around here. Thing is, sometimes people start OUT that way, but then they start to feel comfortable and they let their guard down. Then, WATCH OUT!
Scotti
Could be that he’s bilingual, too.
