I was called a “puddle of distended rectal filth”.
in this Pit thread.
I got called bad, not-so-good names by not one but two people - in the Pit no less. I feel so special now I think may swoon.
[sub] I’m rubber you’re glue…[/sub]
Dammit, I’m not a real Doper! I’ve never gotten into any extended flame wars. I once had a thoughtful, mildly vitriolic exchange with Snooooopy, and I think Mr. Cynical once called me a fool, but that’s about it.
Behold the power of mediocrity! I feel like Willie Loman.
Congrats, by the way, I think.
Behold the power of self-absorption. 
Distended rectal filth is the worst. Solidified rectal filth is better. That’s why people say, “You’d better get your shit together.”
It’s important to keep your poop in a group.
Now that’s f**kin hilarious!
BTW Mermaid, you’ve always been a Doper now you need to attend a DopeFest and really show your love for being a Doper.
Why would we flame you, Ogre? You’re liked by most of us. Just not well-liked.
She’s already RSVP’d for the Cincinnati leg of DopeToYourDoor[sup]TM[/sup]! We can scarce wait to meet this alleged “puddle of distended rectal filth”.
Congrats, Mermaid! Looks like you and I both have lost our cherry. The part that really stood out was when I was told:
I’m now a full-fledged member!
[sub]Hehehehe…I said “member.”[/sub]
Gosh, Mermaid and Superdude, I though you were both real dopers all along. I though I was, too! I guess not, though, until I’ve been cursed in the Pit…
Hey Superdude
You know that sounds like a great name for a dildo.
Mmmmmm Superdude Dildo. Yep works for me
sounds much nicer than either the dried cat tongue dildo or the wild badger dildo. 
I got told I need mental help (like, really?? Newsflash!)
Does that make ME a real doper?
Zette
You know, I’ve been feeling pretty good about myself. I just beat 200 posts yesterday – took me months. I’ve met lost of Dopers in person at Dope dinners and am planning heavily for the upcoming NYC Dopefest.
I now realize it was all a sham. Everyone likes me, so I obviously have no prayer for becoming a “real” Doper in your eyes. I feel dirty.
Hell, the other day I called a bunch of people delusional, whiny children with no respect for others and are worthy of nothing but being ignored – in Cafe – and only one person commented on a single part of my post, and not the part where I was derisive.
This is dreadful. I need to piss somebody off.
::reads Superdude’s link::
Jiminy Crickets! Mentioned in the Pit! Whatever shall I do?
:rolleyes:
I was in the thread The Mermaid got it in too, but escaped before the filth-slinging began. World Eater was acting like an ass, and the discussion quickly went downhill after his “yeast infected hatchets” remark. Classy.
As to Waverly’s thread–I thought about elbowing in and defending myself a bit, but Superdude seems to have already taken care of that. (thankyou!) Besides which, judging from the speed with which it devolved into a dildo-naming contest, I really don’t think anyone cared overly much about the subject of the OP.
Like you said Mermaid, I think it just means we’re special. Yeah, that’s it. Out of the thousands of posts to read here, they cared enough to comment on ours. ::Sigh::
Zette–I think that definitely counts. Schizo!
Oops
gotta go now pEEps, N’Sync on MTV RIGHT NOW!!, ther soooooo kewlies!
bella–whose preteen days are far behind, and best forgotten
Aw…you’re quite welcome. I have milliseconds of chivalry, where I have to stick up for people. 'ts why I became a superhero.
OH NO!!! :eek: It´s Spreading! it’s everywhere!, nuke this thread! NUKE IT!
What the hell are you doing here when you should be attending to your post partum wife and brand new baby daughter, you, you, bad guy!
Welcome to Doperville.
Rysdad, I’m Army. I must work.
See? SDMB is my work! 
Shutup, you drippy fucksicle. The only reason no one has ever flamed you is the same reason you wouldn’t spend any time insulting a ant that bit you. You’re simple and one mental step above a rock – No one has flamed you because it would be a waste of words and thought, and you would just drool and giggle like you usually do.
[sub]Feel better?[/sub]
[sub]drool…giggle[/sub]