I'm a real doper now.

[Weirddave]

Heu, wait a minute, mb. I drool and giggle all the time. You told me that was what all the cool kids do!

[Frodo]

*Originally posted by Rysdad *
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*Originally posted by Frodo *
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*Originally posted by The Mermaid *
**Hey Superdude

You know that sounds like a great name for a dildo.

Mmmmmm Superdude Dildo. Yep works for me

sounds much nicer than either the dried cat tongue dildo or the wild badger dildo. **

OH NO!!! :eek: It´s Spreading! it’s everywhere!, nuke this thread! NUKE IT! **

There’s more. **

I thought that the dread Bizarre-Dildo epidemy started with just that thread… [sub]or there is another thread infected with this blight…(shudders)[/sub]

[mouthbreather]

Shhhh! Never reveal the secrets of the drooly-tron clan to all of these unwashed dopers! Who are you? Prank call! Prank Call!

[GingerOfTheNorth]

If all it takes to be a real doper is being flamed, well, I got called a snob. That’s funny!

I also drool and giggle. Although not as much as Weirddave does.

[Zanshin]

If getting flamed makes you a Doper, then sign me up. My first flame not too long ago [sub]I remember like it was yesterday…[/sub] I got called a crowd-following wannabe. Ha, how silly that is, huh, guys? I’d never follow the crowd… I’m an individual, I’m the WIND, baby… Aren’t you guys listening? C’mon, I’m talking here!

Hey, where are you all going? Can I come too? GUYS???

<crickets>

[My_Darn_Snake_Legs]

Hey! I got a little flamed too! Granted it was a pretty piss poor rant, but I think it still counts!

Whee! I’m a Doper now!

–==The Doped-up sax man==–

[My_Darn_Snake_Legs]

Geeze! My sig is longer than my post!

[Ferrous]

Hmm, the worst thing anyone’s said about me is that I may be “pretty naive”. Does that count? Am I a real Doper now?

[Superdude]

*Originally posted by Ferrous *
**Hmm, the worst thing anyone’s said about me is that I may be “pretty naive”. Does that count? Am I a real Doper now? **

Alas, Ferrous, not until you’ve been teabagged by thinksnow, and cleavaged by jarbabyj. To have your Doper training wheels removed, as it were.

[Maeglin]

I wrote some posts offering my dildo suggestions. Does that make me a real doper?

Oh, and here are some more:

three ring binder dildo
oil rig dildo
m1 abrams tank tread dildo

[Ferrous]

Originally posted by Superdude**
Alas, Ferrous, not until you’ve been teabagged by thinksnow, and cleavaged by jarbabyj. To have your Doper training wheels removed, as it were.**

Oh, actually, I did come up against thinksnow in the Pit recently. He said AutoCAD is for sissies, and I challenged him to a duel.

Hmm…“cleavaged by jarbabyj”… Now THAT sounds like fun!

[clayton_e]

Ouch, that’s harsh. Not as bad as mine:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=99626

[clayton_e]

Oops, sorry, must be the lack of sleep. I ment “your’s is worse than mine” in that that’s gotta hurt. Sorry bout that.

[Payne_N.Diaz]

Crunchy Frog once called me a “pain in the ass”!
Can I join the club, too?

(of course, he calls everyone that…)

[Snooooopy]

*Originally posted by Ogre *
**Dammit, I’m not a real Doper! I’ve never gotten into any extended flame wars. I once had a thoughtful, mildly vitriolic exchange with Snooooopy, and I think Mr. Cynical once called me a fool, but that’s about it.
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Did we? About what?

[Ogre]

*Originally posted by Snooooopy *
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*Originally posted by Ogre *
**Dammit, I’m not a real Doper! I’ve never gotten into any extended flame wars. I once had a thoughtful, mildly vitriolic exchange with Snooooopy, and I think Mr. Cynical once called me a fool, but that’s about it.
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Did we? About what? **

Ehhh, we had words about the nature of the Pit or some crap. It was over in about four posts.

[The_Asbestos_Mango]

No, The Mermaid, you became a real doper the day you won the award for creating the first new euphemism for sex of the twenty-first century.

Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom
Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom
Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom
Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom
Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom

[Palmyra]

Geeze! My sig is longer than my post!

EDIT TIME!!! Get out your eraser!!

** Hey! I got a little flamed too! Granted it was a pretty piss poor rant, but I think it still counts!**

[sub]You should here what gets said at band parties…[/sub]

[Redboss]

Dear The Mermaid, I thought you were baptised by fire ages ago.

Didn’t Jack Dean Tyler call you Merfag once? That seems like a very special and meaningful flame.

Redboss