Her name’s SummerOne and she just registered. She’s a virtual friend whom I’ve never met in person, but I know her from another message board. From my virtual conversations with her, I found her to be bright and articulate and I took a liking to her from e-mail one. In my humble opinion, she’ll make a great addition to our little community.
Welcome Summer.
Welcome, SummerOne! Any friend of Omni-Not’s is a friend of…wait a second, what am I saying?..Any friend of Omni-Not’s has a couple strikes against her already. 
Hope you like it here, SummerOne. You have a nice name.
walks in, puts down a Welcome mat, walks out
Yoo Hoo, Over here!
(zoogirl waves frantically)
Hi, how are you? Glad to meet ya! Welcome and all that!
Good mornin’, stars shinin’, the Dope says “Hello!”
We twinkle up above; we flame down below.
[sub]These links are not meant to suggest anything but that I was having fun with a song and decided to add another element. I ain’t flamin’ anyone. Void where prohibited; no idiots or ignorami need apply.[/sub]
Welcome to the SDMB, SummerOne. This place is more addictive than liquid fuck on a rainy day.
:: points to post count as proof::
Don’t mind dropzone: he’s trying to get back at me ever since I mentioned than a somewhat obscure poster going by the name of dropzone managed to capture the one millionth post on the SDMB.
I kinda liked iampunha’s metaphor though, even though it properly shouldn’t have been brought up in a lady’s company.
Probably his way of making you feel at home…
Are you sure SummerOne is the sweetest Doper? How many Dopers have you licked to be sure, omni-not? I just hate unsubstatiated claims. We have standards around here, you know.
Oh, and “Hi” SummerOne. Long may you post, often may you be licked. (If you like that sort of thing of course.)
Yer pal,
Rue.
show us yer boobs!
Welcome Summer! [sub]nudges the flirters out of the way[/sub]
That’s better. Now, give us the juicy scoop about yourself. Don’t spare any details or embarassing moments.
The SummerOne came blowing in, from across the net
The Doper say helllo and hi, let me rub your neck
You’ll find this place is hard to stop once you’ve begun
Our newest friend the SummerOne
Hi, there, SummerOne!
(she’ll show up eventually)
How are you doin’?
Hi, SummerOne. Welcome to the boards. I hope you’ll be my friend because I don’t have any. The regs here hate me and put jello in my shoes.
They’re jealous because I live in Canada and can go snowboarding in the summer.
I like fishing, but there’s no lakes around here, so I bought an aquarium.
I caught two guppies and a goldfish this morning.
I can’t stay because I have to pick up my prozac then report to my parole officer.
Wanna be my pen pal? When I go back to the pen, that is.
Hi.
Welcome to your new addiction!
[sub]Hehehe beat jarbabyj to it![/sub]
Glad to have you here SummerOne!
She’s awefully quiet…
HI!
Rue and ChiefScott: already pining for her and you still haven’t ‘met’ her. It’s like I told you, Summer: you’ll find all types of individuals… (The women are generally more well behaved, although there are some exceptions).
P.S.: Watch out for Slip Mahoney: you know what they say about them Canucks…
PP.S.: Typical Chief Scott comment, by the way.
so where the hell is she? i’m with Grace! give us some DIRT!
Pezpunk, also beat me to it. hehe
:::cough, cough:::
She most definitely probably is perhaps putting the final touches to her introductory speech.
of COURSE she is…
of COURSE she is…
[sub]quick; call the mental asylum! he’s got multiple personalities! hurry! he could snap at any moment!