Hey, how come you guys never told me about all your fun and frolic?

From an article in the Gay Financial news about Chip and Reichen, the gay married couple, winning The Amazing Race, calling themselves married:

Fun and frolic? You mean all this time you gay folks have been hiding from us straights that your “lifestyle” is all about fun and frolic?

Darn, how can I sign up to frolic, too? And why doesn’t my “lifestyle” include any?

Because you aren’t gay!

Sign me up, too!

No kidding, Chip and Reichen are gay? I had no idea!

So the Gay Agenda is fun and frolic and fabulous makeovers? What’s the problem?

Wow-there’s going to be a lot of folks getting new toasters soon!