Hot diggety dog! I finally found the “Bill Gates is the Antichrist” spam that a Church Lady friend sent to me last summer. I knew she couldn’t have made it up, she must have gotten it from somewhere, but it isn’t in Snopes.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/science/urbanlegends/library/blgates2.htm
A truly mundane and pointless moment, but a pleasing one nevertheless. Thank you for allowing me to share it with you.