I converted to science from the supernatural a long time ago. Maybe it had something to do with Richard Dawkins’ appearance, I don’t know. Any way, I came to believe that the scientific method was mankind’s greatest antidote to mental instability. Now, however, I feel the dark hand of the occult has a hold of me once again. Why? Because of dreadful coincidences affecting my life. While I am all too aware of this: http://skepdic.com/apophenia.html I cannot help but be unnerved by a certain jinx-like quality I seem to possess. Please read the following with the intention of offering opinions.
I have sent gifts to the United States only twice in my life. They were to men I had gained the acquaintance of through the internet. The first gift I sent last year. On the very day, almost the very hour, when I thought it would be received and I would therefore receive a reply the Love Bug virus was set off. I never ever heard from the recipient of the gift again.
When I sent the second gift I was told it would take two weeks to arrive. Exactly two weeks later to the hour the Islamic terrorists went through the WFC towers. I seem to have lost contact with the second recipient too. I don’t know it that is permanent or not yet.
There are other instances in my life where I’ve thought “that’s strange, maybe I’m the Anti Christ” but they’re not relevant to the U.S.A. Just ask though, when you give your opinions on the evidence so far.
Yes, you are the anti-christ. Pick a mark out soon, because I need to order the branding irons. Happen to be needing a henchman? I can do the “Yeessss, Massster, yessss!” thing pretty good.
Many believe that the anti-Christ is not a person, but rather represents a political entity. The movies have taken the anti-Christ as presented in the book of Revelation as literal rather than seeing that Revelation is symbolic.
The two events you mention are hard to grasp. How can someone do this, so we try to find a reason. What you have are coincidences that you are trying to fit into a pattern. But that is all they are, coincidences. The tragedy of others has not been influenced by any “jinx” that you might think you have, and you need to blame the actual people responsible for these tragedies rather than try to accept their blame which is IMO what you are trying to do. It is NOT your fault.
If you shake hands with the Christ and both of you disappear in a rush of liberated energy and spontaneously created sub-atomic particles, then you are the Anti-Christ.
I’m not sure exactly what the accoutrements of the Anti Christ actually are. If I did assume the post I’d hope to change the image quite a bit. It’s my dream to change the image of the “spinster” in the same way. That word has potential. It has “spin” in it after all. It should sound cool. Spinsters would be cool if it was up to me.
Have you:[ul]
[li]Commanded any animals to attack your enemies?[/li][li]Been freaked out by churches and Christian symbols/icons?[/li][li]Accumulated up a lot of followers recently and started your own cult?[/li][li]Refer to Jesus Christ as “The Nazarene”?[/li][li]Had babysitters/nannies commit suicide as a tribute to you at childhood birthday parties?[/li][li]Caused photos of your antagonists to show dark lines that predict the freakish manner of their deaths?[/li][li]Heard of or seen ancient artworks with your likeness on them?[/li][li]Gained knowledge of events that you’ve never experienced, studied, or read about?[/li][li]Walked through poisonous clouds of toxic gas without even a sniffle?[/li][li]Had a medical professional tell you your blood type is “Jackal positive”?[/li][li]Heard Gregory Peck say “The bastards… THEY KILLED HIM!! THEY KILLED MY SON!!”[/li][li](This is the most important one) Heard the strains of “Ave Satani” in the background while you do seemingly ordinary things?[/li][/ul]
Three or more “yes” answers, and you MIGHT be the Son of SATAN!!!
You are not the Antichrist because if you were, They would have let you have a personalised post count of 666, which is what I asked Them to do for me, which They didn’t, which means that They don’t think that I am the Antichrist either, although They don’t really know one way or the other.
I suppose I could be the Antichrist.
Just in case I am, I demand an Antichrist Play-Off with G. Nome over two legs, the first of which is to be held Down There (date to be arranged) using Big Unpleasant Magic Sticks as weapons.
Having watched the Omen at least once, I consider myself something of an expert on this subject. While there is no way to be absolutley certain (at least until the End of Days), here’s someting that might help.
If you are the antichrist, then various secret religious groups will send out assassins to try to kill you. They won’t succeed as you will be protected by the powers of darkness, but if you seem to be surrounded by a trail of corpses killed in bizarre accidents it may be an important clue. Has anyone you know choked on a Peewee Herman video tape or suffocated with their head up the anus of a rubber chicken?
