Just thought I’d let you all know I now live in Parkdale, Oregon, about 17 miles south of Hood River, Oregon. (Approximately 80 miles from Portland, Oregon.)
So… Anyone live nearby? And when’s the next Portland Dopefest?
–SSgtBaloo
In Oregon, huh?
[/Amityville Horror voice] Get out! [Amityville Horror voice] 
Welcome to the neighborhood. Seems like Oregon’s attracting all sorts of visitors lately.