Yup, the song.
Not the Doper.
Qualifier for Most Mundane Post of the Day?
I have a pulse . . .
Beat that!
Well, Rigs the doper just went to England. That means she’s all cultured and stuff. You should listen to her Mr Bus Guy. She’s got couth after all. Probably knows how to make fish and chips even.
In other news, I have to go pee.
You cannot drop a bomb like that without reporting back. Was it a good one?
I’m busily converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Unfortunately, my plants keep changing it back. Fuckers.
It’s Hal vs. the plants. A fight to the death! Who will win?!?! Who. Will. Win.
[sub]At least the sheep feel safe right now[/sub] 
All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
Why, the Straight Dope Message Board, of course!
It was…
fine.
I feel…
better.
Think I’ll go drink some more iced tea.
If you’re done with that, Mr Bus Guy, you could listen to some Bob Marley song 23 times.
Iced tea’s fine but beer makes ya pee faster. Just sayin’…
You’re not listening to me–NOBODY listens to me. You’ll be sorry when I’m buried in a church yard–oh, wait–nobody came to that either.
Dammit! If only I could get my face OUT OF the jar by the door. That would help with the socializing, I suppose.
I am back from UK and had some good fish and chips, btw. Is that mundane enough?
(I know you started this thread because you missed me…<blushing> you silly man, Bus Guy --what would Bus Wife say? Think of her.)
Of course I missed you!!!
And in honor of Marley, I will listen to 23 Bob Marley songs, though not all at once, and probably not all today in fact.
And I peed too. It was the beer. Scientifically proven to cause pee.
Maybe something along the lines of, “OK, move to the back of the bus.”?
Well, I think a thread starting off asking if it’s the most mundane thing posted today qualifies for too mundane even for our friendly little forum here. We tend to like most of our threads to have a wee bit more direction. Right now it seems to be transforming into another MMP; and one per week is enough. (And I ain’t dissin’ on the MMP. FYI.)