Hey Junior, go to hell.

[SteveG1]

Arlington cemetery dead remind Trump Jr of his father's 'sacrifices'

Arlington cemetery dead remind Trump Jr of his father’s ‘sacrifices’

"As we drove past the rows of white grave markers, in the gravity of the moment, I had a deep sense of the importance of the presidency and a love of our country, " wrote Mr Trump Jr, 41.

“In that moment, I also thought of all the attacks we’d already suffered as a family, and about all the sacrifices we’d have to make to help my father succeed - voluntarily giving up a huge chunk of our business and all international deals to avoid the appearance that we were ‘profiting off of the office.’”

“Frankly, it was a big sacrifice, costing us millions and millions of dollars annually. Of course, we didn’t get any credit whatsoever from the mainstream media, which now does not surprise me at all.”

Fuck you. Fuck you, in the asshole, with a saguaro cactus, followed by some iodine and a good salting. And then another cactus. And more salt.

Fuck you.

Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck anyone that looks like you and fuck the fucking horse your sorry ass rode in on.

Fuck you.

[asahi]

I support this thread.

[Skywatcher]

At least that book is good for divining Trumpeteers.

[Beckdawrek]

God, awful.

[Skypist]

There are no words to express my hearty support for this pitting!

OMG we lost millions of dollars and people say mean things about us! Waaah cry cry! Where’s my binky?

Gag.

[Northern_Piper]

You lost millions of dolkars? Prove it. Release your tax records.

[Inigo_Montoya]

I used to sort of fantasize about Donald’s head on a pike out in front of the whitehouse. Now I kinda want to see some impalements instead. Starting with this little leech.

[BlankSlate]

@Skywatcher

At least that book is good for divining Trumpeteers.

Alternate Book Cover.

[Monty]

My faith in America will be restored when senior is impeached and then arrested on camera. But it’ll be even better when junior is shown on camera weeping over that AND his own arrest.

[Fair_Rarity]

@Monty

My faith in America will be restored when senior is impeached and then arrested on camera. But it’ll be even better when junior is shown on camera weeping over that AND his own arrest.

I don’t think he’d weep over his father’s arrest. I think right now he’s toadying up as a means to keep his own ass out of jail. But I’m quite sure he hates his father and if he wasn’t in legal jeopardy, he’d probably pop champagne if the orange fucker ever finally had meaningful consequences.

Any weeping would be for his own plight, and not for concern.

Would anyone who actually knows Senior be genuinely sad if he ends up in cuffs? Or Junior? Or Eric or Ivanka or Jared?

[Ukulele_Ike]

@Northern_Piper

You lost millions of dolkars? Prove it. Release your tax records.

Release your tax records, then join the fucking army and put in for overseas duty.

Getting your ass blown off would be a fucking plus.

[Typo_Negative]

The are braggarts AND whiners. What a combination!

[Folacin]

Really resonates with seniors line about STDs being his Vietnam in the 1960’s.

[Two_Many_Cats]

Wow. So it’s possible to be a pussy and a dick at the same time!

Naturally, he should go fuck himself.

[enipla]

@Fair_Rarity

I don’t think he’d weep over his father’s arrest. I think right now he’s toadying up as a means to keep his own ass out of jail. But I’m quite sure he hates his father and if he wasn’t in legal jeopardy, he’d probably pop champagne if the orange fucker ever finally had meaningful consequences.

Any weeping would be for his own plight, and not for concern.

Would anyone who actually knows Senior be genuinely sad if he ends up in cuffs? Or Junior? Or Eric or Ivanka or Jared?

Tiffaney is keeping her gob shut and keeping far away. Probably the smartest one in the bunch. I suspect that a good deal of the Secret Services time is spent trying to find out what closet First Hooker ‘Flight Risk’ Melania is hiding in.

[Gatopescado]

What have you got against horses???

[Hampshire]

They need to post this at all the VFWs, American Legions, and VAs across the county so they can all know just how much the Trump family is sacrificing just like they did.

[Steve_MB]

Someone added truth-in-advertising covers, with the title changed to “DADDY, PLEASE LOVE ME: How Everything I Do Is to Try to Earn My Father’s Love”.

[asahi]

@Hampshire

They need to post this at all the VFWs, American Legions, and VAs across the county so they can all know just how much the Trump family is sacrificing just like they did.

And yet, for reasons I cannot even come close to comprehending, veterans still seem to be supporting him.

[Annie-Xmas]

@Two_Many_Cats

Wow. So it’s possible to be a pussy and a dick at the same time!

Naturally, he should go fuck himself.

I am so stealing this sentiment.

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn about anything the Trumps say or write, as I deal in truths only, and they are the biggest liars and spin doctors on the planet.